1. Director - ESTJ

Choice A: Tax evader / Embezzlement.
Choice B: Sets up a fake hiring agency that promises lucrative jobs abroad; a front for selling into slavery; with long hours; low pay.
Choice C: Head of illicit operations unit in the government.
Choice D: Child and wife abuser. Animal abuser. Enslaves children and prostitutes. Pimp.
E Hunter™ Selection: A

Commentary: This pattern can establish themselves as the kingpin in an elaborate white collar crime scheme. They would coordinate with the Objective Thinker to siphon money out of the organization surreptitiously. They leverage their formidable knowledge of business, law and capitalism to engineer a well thought out plan to not only get rich but also cover their tracks and leave behind no paper trail. Additionally, they employ sneaky tactics such as registering dummy corporations, fake charity organizations and off-shore bank accounts to hide the money.

Another angle: Assault / Cyber bullying / Concealed weapon.

Items to be stolen: Nothing. Has everything they need due to hard work and following dreams.

On the run outcome: Escapee.

Why this outcome?: The most ruthless, will cut ties, disappear and continue to make money from the tax evasion.

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2. Developer - ENTJ

Choice A: War crimes.
Choice B: Mafia boss who rose to the top via hard work.
Choice C: Kingmaker. Responsible for political assassinations and yet there is no incriminating evidence.
Choice D: Ponzi Scheme Operator.
E Hunter™ Selection: D

Commentary: This pattern is the absolute best when it comes to devising elaborate schemes and scams. They know how to work the system and rig it in their favour. As charismatic and personable as they can be, they have no qualms about using people as pawns and stepping stones for their own advancement. As a hustler, they see Opportunites that others do not see. They persuade naive and desperate suckers into taking part with the promise of getting wildly rich. In the end, the scheme is all a con-game from which only they are meant to benefit.

Another angle: Embezzlement / Rape / Treason.

Items to be stolen: The computer program the FBI uses to store all their secrets.

On the run outcome: Caught.

Why this outcome?: They want to take over from within the organization and attempt to garner support, but are betrayed. War crimes keep coming up in research.



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3. Results - ESTP

Choice A: Reckless Endangerment, Murder and Speeding.
Choice B: Runs weapons trade through the dark web.
Choice C: Runs an underground fight club; runs betting; sometimes fights.
Choice D: Runs pyramid scheme or intricate boiler room scam.
E Hunter™ Selection: A

Commentary: This pattern gets absorbed in the heat or thrill of the moment, get in way over their heads and into trouble. They think that they are invincible or untouchable but, either way, they terrified a bunch of people and jeopardized everyone’s safety. They never think about that as they are too busy being a maverick and living the “carpe diem” lifestyle. When they get excited, they can do some pretty ill-advised and short-sighted things for the sake of a transient rush of excitement.

Another angle: Contract hitman / Speeding or endangerment (DUI) / Securities fraud.

Items to be stolen: Toilet paper, hand sanitizer and face masks to sell at inflated prices.

On the run outcome: Killed or captured helping others escape.

Why this outcome?: Hears about the schemes of the Persuader, Agent and Investigator that has the Perfectionist's plan. Immediately wants to be in on the action and help rescue people - just like a firefighter!

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4. Inspirational - ENTP

Choice A: Grand Larceny, Espionage.
Choice B: Argues every little thing with the Developer. Intelligence prevents assassination by the Enhancer.
Choice C: Investor that promises to double your money in 2 months and then vanishes with it all.
Choice D: Uses offshore bank accounts to fiddle.
E Hunter™ Selection: A

Commentary: This pattern is part crazy and part ingenious and arrogant enough to believe they could stage and pull off an ambitious heist. The plot is by no means conventional and involved a lot of clever ideas that had never been tried before. Everyone said it could not be done which is why they do such things. Mission Impossible is their favouite type of mission. As far as they are concerned, there is no problem for which they cannot find a solution, even if it takes a lifetime of obsessive testing and trial and error to find it.

Another angle: Perjury / Blackmail / Impersonating officer.

Items to be stolen: Car handles, shower curtains and remote controls, just to mess with people.

On the run outcome: Escapee.

Why this outcome?: Smart and highly adaptable. If plan A fails, plans B-Q are ready to go. Very good at finding someone to work with.



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5. Persuader - ENFJ

Choice A: Political corruption/deceit.
Choice B: Honey-traps high profile figures for money or power.
Choice C: Bribery including as a modern day Robin Hood, steals from the rich and gives to the poor.
Choice D: Cult leader.
E Hunter™ Selection: C

Commentary: This pattern utilizes bribes, whether giving them or receiving them, as an effective bargaining tool in the service of what they consider to be the greater good. They would pay off some powerful people in exchange for unlawful advantages benefiting their espoused group. They felt it was a justified compromise because the tremendous good it would do trumped the significance of violating an arbitrary restriction.

Another angle: Suicide cult leader / Kidnapping.

Items to be stolen: Therapists, so that everyone would have to go to the Persuader with their problems.

On the run outcome: Killed or captured helping others escape.

Why this outcome?: Schemes with the Agent and Investigator to make sure their friends and people with young children get free and go home, with a second part of the plan for their own escape, if possible. Uses politics.






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6. Appraiser - ESFJ

Choice A: Defamation.
Choice B: Leader of a human trafficking nexus.
Choice C: Uses people skills to learn secrets of prominent individuals and then sells to the highest bidder.
Choice D: Prostitution.
E Hunter™ Selection: D

Commentary: This pattern may not have prostitution as their first choice, but if money was tight they do what they had to do to make ends meet. Their obsequious nature served them well and they naturally understood how to keep their clients happy and coming back for more. They make all of their customers feel as if they are truly cared about and often confided their personal problems to the Appraiser as though they were a therapist. A lot of times, their clientele just wants someone to talk to and make them feel appreciated and valued.

Another angle: Aiding and abetting.

Items to be stolen: Everything in all of Kim Kardashian’s closets.

On the run outcome: Escapee.

Why this outcome?: Almost all have someone who loves them devotedly and will hide and protect them. Are also resourceful and patient. The Objective Thinker seems to really like them, so perhaps they get rescued by one of them. Defamation keeps coming up in research.





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7. Promoter - ENFP

Choice A: Public Nuisance.
Choice B: Annoys Developer and Persuader by messing up schedules, jumping from topic to topic and taking everyone out for dinner when work is behind.
Choice C: Sells drugs as coco flavour ice cream. As in cocaine. Coconut shavings are added to distract the cops.
Choice D: Crime of passion.
E Hunter™ Selection: D

Commentary: This pattern can have passionate rage overwhelm them and cause them to do something they would later regret and have to pay for in the eyes of the law. When they discovered that their lover had been having steamy liaisons with a coworker, the humiliation and betrayal they felt was unbearable. Given the history of their relationship, everything they may have been through together, everything they did and sacrificed for their partner. How could they do this? Rationality has left the building and now their unstable emotions have taken over the ship escalating to a tragic outcome.

Another angle: Crime of passion / Protesting.

Items to be stolen: The soul of everyone that they despise.

On the run outcome: Caught.

Why this outcome?: They are caught as they were spreading the word about the escape and had lost track of time as they wanted to find everyone. Become a public nuisance.

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8. Counselor - ESFP

Choice A: Disturbing the peace.
Choice B: The charming salesman that sells defective goods.
Choice C: Small time drug-runner, gets high on their supply.
Choice D: Choke/punch/physically attack someone during a fight or heated argument.
E Hunter™ Selection: A

Commentary: This pattern can get into a state of drunken reverie and become too uninhibited and crazy as they menace the neighborhood in pursuit of fun and excitement. They do not understand what everyone is so uptight about; life is too short and they just wanted to live a little. Nevermind the rowdy raucous guests and the blaring music playing till 3am.

Another angle: Drunk and disorderly conduct. Prostitute.

Items to be stolen: The secret recipe of Starbucks Unicorn Latte.

On the run outcome: Caught.

Why this outcome?: They just tried to run for it and were almost fast enough, almost.














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9. Specialist - ISFP

Choice A: Drug abuse.
Choice B: Award-winning hyper real sculptor. Are actually embalmed corpses, unclaimed bodies stolen from morgues.
Choice C: The accidental criminal. Forgets to pay at the local shop and is subsequently charged for shoplifting.
Choice D: Any victimless crimes.
E Hunter™ Selection: C

Commentary: This pattern sometimes wants what they cannot have or afford. Other times, it is just the thrill-seeking rush that comes with getting away with it that motivates them. Either way, their impulsive compulsion turns them into a kleptomaniac who gets too comfortable with taking what they wanted. After successfully snatching things off the shelves a couple of times, it becames a game to them until they finally are busted red handed.

Another angle: Unpaid parking tickets / Break and enter.

Items to be stolen: All the art supplies that currently exist.

On the run outcome: Caught.

Why this outcome?: They were so engrossed in their music that they did not hear all the commotion until it was too late. Likely to be a drug abuser.




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10. Investigator - INFJ

Choice A: Stalking. Mau use propaganda.
Choice B: Identity thief, especially skilled at impersonating someone else.
Choice C: Poisons the elderly. Euthanasia.
Choice D: Gospel Preachers who skims off money.
E Hunter™ Selection: A

Commentary: This pattern can have an obsessive fixation on the perfect person of their dreams which can drive them to pitiable depths of desperation. In their mind, the other person is in love with them; they just don’t know it yet. In their ideal world, they and this person are meant to be together, it is predestined and only a matter of time before their stars align. They want to help things along by being in the right place at the right time.

INFP

Another angle: Heresy / Conspiracy / Obstruction.

Items to be stolen: The Eiffel Tower or the Louvre.

On the run outcome: Killed or captured helping others escape.

Why this outcome?: Schemes with the Persuader and Agent to make sure their friends and people with young children get free and go home, with a second part of the plan for their own escape, if possible.



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11. Agent - INFP

Choice A: Religious crimes.
Choice B: Terrorist - school shooter. Motivated by vengeance.
Choice C: Devoted idealists, the perfect perpetrator of this.
Choice D: Public Intoxication.
E Hunter™ Selection: D

Commentary: This pattern can be depressed and inconsolable and they find solace at the bottom of the bottle. It becomes their medicine of choice for the blues, distracting them from incessant grief and self loathing. Numbing their pain turns into an addictive and immoderate habit. They are now imbibing as early as 10am just to get through the day. They run errands as though everything is normal until they finally get apprehended for erratic behaviour, stumbling around and vomiting in the middle of street.

Another angle: Stalking / Stealing from the rich to give to the poor.

Items to be stolen: Hearts to play with later.

On the run outcome: Killed or captured helping others escape.

Why this outcome?: Schemes with the Persuader and Investigator to make sure their friends and people with young children get free and go home, with a second part of the plan for their own escape, if possible. May bring religion in.


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12. Achiever - ISTP

Choice A: Theft.
Choice B: Mercenary. Works alone.
Choice C: Tradie who overcharges little old ladies.
Choice D: Hit man. Serial Killer.
E Hunter™ Selection: D

Commentary: This pattern can have things go wrong and can morph into an unhinged homicidal nutbag. They discover a sadistic pleasure in hunting people and bludgeoning them with wrenches and canned corn, a task at which they get better and better at over time. Detectives may have trouble tracking them because their crimes seemed inconsistent and random. That is, until a detective Perfectionist deciphers the pattern, cracks the case and uncovers their identity.

Another angle: Arson / Domestic abuse / Mafia hitman / Graffiti.

Items to be stolen: The contents of every Bunnings.

On the run outcome: Escapee.

Why this outcome?: Can blend in perfectly and often have a wide variety of interests and practical skills. Unlikely to share their story once free.










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13. Practitioner - ISFJ

Choice A: Hate crimes.
Choice B: Serial mail order bride who marries vulnerable men and then runs away with their money.
Choice C: Accomplice - abettor to a crime.
Choice D: Runs a private doctor's practice exclusive to criminals who want treatment with no involvement from the police.
E Hunter™ Selection: C

Commentary: This pattern never comes up with ideas but somewhere along the way they can be recruited into the mix. When the jig was up, their involvement is mostly tangential but they were found guilty by association or by virtue of their tacit complicity with the criminal activity happening around and in front of them. They may have knowingly supported the crooks by sheltering and hiding them from law officials canvassing the neighborhood who are desperately searching every nook and cranny to capture the perpetrators.

Another angle: Accessory / Wrong place at wrong time.

Items to be stolen: The lunch bags of every child in the country to stick in little handwritten notes telling them to have a good day.

On the run outcome: Caught.

Why this outcome?: They turn themselves in following the Objective Thinker. They just do not enjoy being on the run.









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14. Objective Thinker - ISTJ

Choice A: Assassination.
Choice B: Kidnaps people for ransom.
Choice C: Gifted accountant of a mafia organisation. Tax evasion.
Choice D: Amazing Accountant who has the ability to “cook the books” for any business.
E Hunter™ Selection: C

Commentary: This pattern is highly suited to exploit their extensive knowledge of the tax code and utilize some dirty and dishonest ways for bypassing their tax obligations. They know all the loopholes and may even make money advising the rich and wealthy on how to do the same. With a carefully chosen Director as a teammate they can be co-conspirators of white collar crimes that rip off the working class proletariats.

Another angle: Corruption / Street racing.

Items to be stolen: The bunker used to store politicians during high profile summits, to transfer it to a location only the Objective Thinker knows, to use whenever the partner is annoying.

On the run outcome: Caught.

Why this outcome?: They turn themselves in, reluctantly followed by the Practitioner. They just do not enjoy being on the run. Assassination comes up in research.











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15. Perfectionist - INTP

Choice A: Computer system hacker - cyber terrorism.
Choice B: High school teacher by day, serial killer by night.
Choice C: Hacker hired by corporations and foreign governments to meddle in other country elections.
Choice D: Information liberalist / Political Assassinator.
E Hunter™ Selection: A

Commentary: This pattern is the computer geek who discovers the power of programming and develops an adept knowledge of it, a manifold of possibilities will naturally blossom in their mind. Feeling like a god, their desire can cause tham to flex their coding muscle and demonstrate how even the most fortified database is no match for their hacker genius. They will do it mostly for the challenge and amusement of seeing how vulnerable a mighty corporation can be against a single solitary individual on a laptop.

Another angle: Drug dealing / Hacking / Failing to appear in court.

Items to be stolen: The identity information of entitled millionaires and billionaires to transfer the debts of every struggling citizen to them.

On the run outcome: Killed or captured helping others escape.

Why this outcome?: They hear and agree with the scheme made between the Persuader, Agent and Investigator and come up with a plan to get everyone to safety following the hacking.



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16. Enhancer - INTJ

Choice A: Criminal mastermind behind a string of intricately planned heists that always leaves authorities scratching their heads.
Choice B: Creates new drug that cures depression; approved for mass testing. Wants to use it for own mind control.
Choice C: Espionage agent / terrorist boss.
Choice D: Drug Lord.
E Hunter™ Selection: D

Commentary: This pattern would not choose this type of career, but circumstances could push them into it and it turns that they are very good at it. They would be the the mastermind behind the operation and the creator of the secret proprietary recipe for which their product is successful. They are suited as the calculated and ruthless drug lord who learns from other’s mistakes and takes every precaution and implements every improvement they can. Like a hawk, they monitor competitors and law enforcement alike to ensure they are always several steps ahead of them.

Another angle: Murder / Money laundering.

Items to be stolen: A space shuttle, to rocket the Enhancer far away from earth.

On the run outcome: Escapee.

Why this outcome?: Elaborate and thorough plan makers. Smart with epiphanies of new ideas. How to make money, stay hidden etc. As a secretive introvert, is not going to inform others. Criminal mastermind who can extract revenge, years and years later.

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