If I am healthy, I come across as being known for being practical, efficient and assertive.

I believe in responsibility, duty and hard work. This can mean that I sometimes feel at odds with my generation or the people around me. In a world that is becoming more focussed on well-being over work ethic, I can feel out of my element. I believe anything in life that is worth having demands some blood, sweat and tears.

If I am unhealthy, I come across as insensitive, unemotional, manipulative and domineering. I am renowned for being autocratic. I am most hated for strict and dogmatic plus I am top tier for pursuing vendors for shoddy practices. I enforce the rules.

What am I now that I am right in front of you? "Passionate about making the minimum wage - Stop Resisting".

1. The Director - ESTJ

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If I am healthy, I come across as being known for being decisive, assertive and confident.

I believe that I have a sly and dark sense of humour that can show up at the most unexpected moments. Being logical, I tend to struggle with giving comfort because I want to provide solutions rather than simply commiserate. At times, a random thought might go through my head and I find myself voicing it when I should stop.

If I am unhealthy, I come across as being known for being domineering, bullying and tyrannical. I am renowned for being domineering. I am most hated for being bossy and insensitive plus I am in the top tier for walking all over you if you appear to be a threat. I make the rules.

What am I now that I am right in front of you? "Heartless and cold - just like your ex-wife - The Big Dick Energy".

2. The Developer - ENTJ

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If I am healthy, I come across as being known for being outgoing, active and charming.

I believe that I can occasionally enjoy an abstract discussion, I much prefer action over words and realistic dialogue over existential musings. When I am called upon to sit still and listen to someone catastrophize over the state of the planet, the future and the meaning of life I get restless and bored. Life is meant to be lived. If another person is not sure what life means, I believe they should simply go out and do something with it!

If I am unhealthy, I come across as being known for being competitive, for risktaking and being ruthless. I am renowned for being abrasive. I am most hated for geting away with things that other people cannot plus I am in the top tier for taking the most extreme risks; risks that most would not take. I break the rules.

What am I now that I am right in front of you? "Error: Brain not found - The Frat Boy Chad".

3. The Results - ESTP

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If I am healthy, I come across as being known for being charming, quick-witted and intelligent.

I believe that I am a natural knowledge hoarder and I get a real kick out of using my knowledge to prove people (especially those in authority) wrong. That said, sometimes I have an easier time proving something wrong than proving something right even my own arguments.

If I am unhealthy, I come across as being known for being argumentative, callous, insensitive and selfish. I am renowned for being argumentative. I am most hated for being a conniving and untrustworthy troll plus I am in the top tier for always arranging for others to do all the heavy lifting. I debate the rules.

What am I now that I am right in front of you? "Heartless and cold - just like your ex-wife - The Crackhead Sociopath".

4. The Inspirational - ENTP

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If I am healthy, I come across as being known for being charismatic, compassionate and kind-hearted.

I believe that I am highly aware of the feelings and struggles of the people around me. It is natural for me to try to create harmony. This means that I often sort through other people’s burdens and try to help them carry the load. Over time this can lead me to burnout, stress and exhaustion.

If I am unhealthy, I come across as being known for being self-righteous, a liar, manipulative, demanding and for putting people down. I am renowned for being overconcerned and a sticky beak. I am most hated for being impatient, phony, manipulative and for embellishing the truth plus I am the top tier for being a nosey-parker or 'buttinsky'. I try to reform the rules.

What am I now that I am right in front of you? "Would buy sand at the beach - The Oblivious Nice Guy".

5. The Persuader - ENFJ

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If I am healthy, I come across as being known for being helpful, compassionate and outgoing.

I believe that I am deeply in tune with the feelings of the people around ma and I strive to maintain harmony as much as possible. Often the quintessential host, I have a knack for knowing what people need and meeting those needs in a practical way. When someone decides to troll my event, I can feel overwhelmed and very annoyed. This is especially true when someone brings up a heated controversial topic that the I know will put everyone in a tiz and cause nothing but animosity on a day that was supposed to be special.

If I am unhealthy, I come across as being known for being smothering, overbearing and manipulative. I am renowned for being a gossiper. I am most hated for anointing myself as the arbiter of what is and is not appropriate. I am the whiskey priest plus I am in the top tier for having a hard time processing unexpected intense emotional situations. I cannot handle being challenged. I promote the rules.

What am I now that I am right in front of you? "Passionate about making the minimum wage - The Doormat".

6. The Appraiser - ESFJ

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If I am healthy, I come across as being known for being enthusiastic, optimistic and energetic.

I believe that I love generating ideas, insights and possibilities. I try to take on so many projects and ideas that I struggle to finish what I begin or feel overwhelmed and then do not know how to choose.

If I am unhealthy, I come across as being known for being scattered, impulsive and a little irresponsible. I am renowned for being boisterous. I am most hated for being flaky and massively unreliable plus I am in the top tier for being disorganized. I do not notice the rules.

What am I now that I am right in front of you? "Would buy sand at the beach - The Busty Secretary".

7. The Promoter - ENFP

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If I am healthy, I come across as being known for being fun-loving, outgoing and charming.

I believe that I am often the one that others rely upon to show them a good time or acquaint them with new people. Everyone needs friends, even introverts, but often I take on the role of 'friend-generator' introducing the more reserved to people I hope will click with them. Sometimes I love this while at other times I wish others would get off their ass.

If I am unhealthy, I come across as being known for being impulsive and reckless. I am renowned for being too much involved in social interaction. I am most hated for being desperate for attention and validation plus I am in the top tier for becoming bored or disinterested in repetitive tasks. I manipulate the rules.

What am I now that I am right in front of you? "Error: Brain not found - The Britney Bitch".

8. The Counselor - ESFP

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If I am healthy, I come across as being known for being creative, spontaneous and passionate.

I believe that I am a deeply caring and generous soul but I need ample alone time to feel like myself. When I have to spend a lot of time around people I can start to feel detached, overwhelmed and tired. On top of this, I tend to feel things deeply and internally without showing much emotion on the outside. I come across as angry, distant or upset when I am perfectly happy.

If I am unhealthy, I come across as being known for being oversensitive and emotional. I am renowned for being scattered regarding attention. I am most hated for my weird and eccentric behaviour plus I am in the top tier for having difficulty in understanding and following rules and I reduce the rules.

What am I now that I am right in front of you? "Error: Brain not found - The Homeless Since 2013".

9. The Specialist - ISFP

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If I am healthy, I come across as being known for being adept at reading people.

I believe that I enjoy deep and thoughtful conversation and tend to feel exasperated by surface-level chit-chat or chat on subjects in which I have zero interest. While I know that there is a time and place for small talk, I often feel that I am slowly withering away inside as the conversation continuously leads nowhere.

If I am unhealthy, I come across as being known for being manipulative, controlling, very idealistic and domineering. I am renowned for being sanctimonious. I am most hated for my self-righteous rage and self-indulgent moral posturing plus I am in the top tier for a tendency to be easily offended or upset. I negotiate the rules.

What am I now that I am right in front of you? "Would buy sand at the beach - The Manic Pixie Dream Girl".

10. The Investigator - INFJ

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If I am healthy, I come across as being known for being idealistic, creative and compassionate.

I believe that I am gentle and conscientious and I am very sensitive to how I impact others. I sometimes end up in awkward situations because I worry about giving the wrong impression and over-analyze how a simple thing might make someone feel bad. I want to do the right thing.

If I am unhealthy, I come across as being known for being very idealistic to the point of naivety. I am renowned for being indecisive. I am most hated for looking like a sour puss; being your complaining and useless daydreaming doormat plus I am in the top tier for taking criticism too personally. I follow my own the rules.

What am I now that I am right in front of you? "Would buy sand at the beach - The Suicidal Memelord".

11. The Agent - INFP

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If I am healthy, I come across as being known for being independent, resourceful and logical.

I believe that I strive for radical honesty in everything that I do but, unfortunately, this tendency is not always met with popularity or praise. Sometimes I can feel that I am perpetually offending people without meaning to simply by striving for as much accuracy as possible. This is despite my belief that honesty gives me the advantage of surprise.

If I am unhealthy, I come across as being known for being impulsive, violent, bad tempered and destructive. I am renowned for being unsociable. I am most hated for my lack of interest in how people are feeling plus I am in the top tier for my spontaneous nature which can lead to excessive risk-taking. I ignore the rules.

What am I now that I am right in front of you? "Error: Brain not found - The I'm Getting a Divorce Karen".

12. The Achiever - ISTP

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If I am healthy, I come across as being known for being nurturing, compassionate and reliable.

I believe that I tend to reflect on my past experiences a lot making me rusted on to the past. Unfortunately some past experiences tend to bubble up when I am trying to relax and have a good time (or go to sleep!).

If I am unhealthy, I come across as being known for being manipulative and passive-aggressive. I am renowned for being complacent. I am most hated for my nagging and for holding grudges plus I am in the top tier for knowing that many, many things must be done but nothing must be done for the first time.[Sir Humphrey Appleby / James Hacker]. I adhere to the rules.

What am I now that I am right in front of you? "Passionate about making the minimum wage - The Professional Hypochondriac".

13. The Practitioner - ISFJ

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If I am healthy, I come across as being known for being practical, efficient and reliable.

I believe that I am the 'duty fulfiller' and it is really not hard to see why. I care deeply about my responsibilities and quickly notice when I am letting any little task slide. Detail-oriented and pragmatic, I strive to make the world a more stable and secure place by working hard, solving problems and being reliable. Unfortunately, this can mean that, at times, I forego the self-care I desperately need.

If I am unhealthy, I come across as being known for being overly analytical and unemotional. I am renowned for being rigid. I am most hated for being narrow-minded and old-fashioned plus I am in the top tier for mastering and following rules and schedules to a fault.

What am I now that I am right in front of you? "Passionate about making the minimum wage - The Father of Four".

14. The Objective Thinker - ISTJ

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If I am healthy, I come across as being known for being creative, curious and independent.

I believe that I relate to making light of my feelings as a way to cope. Because I am a thinking-dominant person, I tend to put more weight onto logical analysis and skepticism than believing what my feelings have to say. At times, I may make light of my hardships or emotions in order to try to stay level-headed.

If I am unhealthy, I come across as being known for beingrude, critical and judgmental. I am renowned for being involved with dreaming up incomplete ideas. I am most hated for questioning or criticizing people’s assertions plus I am in the top tier for taking far, far, far, too much time gathering information and assessing risk before making any decisions. I question the rules.

What am I now that I am right in front of you? "Heartless and cold - just like your ex-wife - The Virgin Supreme".

15. The Perfectionist - INTP

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If I am healthy, I come across as being known for being strategic, analytical and intelligent.

I believe that I tend to feel overwhelmed by obligatory social engagements, especially if there are a lot of formalities involved. Loud, extravagant gatherings where a lot of small talk and mandatory social gestures are involved feel stifling to me and I usually cannot wait to leave!

If I am unhealthy, I come across as being known for being calculating and extremely determined. I am renowned for being smug - understanding everything but not necessarily matched with the same zest for social interactions. I am most hated for appearing a lot smarter, competent and intellectually superior than others. I am loathed for always enacting Patrick Lencioni's 2002 theory that failing to hold someone accountable is ultimately an act of selfishness. I am in the top tier for the potential to become arrogant in situations where idiots are involved who cannot see the wood for the trees. I revise the rules.

What am I now that I am right in front of you? "Heartless and cold - just like your ex-wife - The Wannabee Sherlock Holmes".

16. The Enhancer - INTJ

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