Method: Put this person under pressure to get rid of or just really annoy them. Suggestions are shown as Sole™ 1, Sole™ 2 etc.
The method has been proven by Oxor™ thanks to Emeritus Prof. Sir Robertson Sole™ (R. Sole™).
R. Sole™ considers the absolute Worst Devils™, in close order to each other, are the Results, Developer, Persuader and Inspirational.
Plus the narcissist; those who are the top are Director, Developer, Persuader and Inspirational.
Some Quick Short Cutts™ to pick and deal with a narcissist:
1. They need someone to punish, blame, stomp on in order to control the tidal waves of bile
and poison that crashes inside them.
2. In order to function and to pass as normal the narcissist needs to vent. They must find someone to
blame for the toxic soup in which they marinade.
3. They are contrarian for no good reason.
You say: "The sky is blue. They say: "It’s actually more of a greenish blue."
You say: "This pizza is really good and I love this place." They say: "The pizza is ok."
4. They get angry at you for being angry at them.
5. They respond to criticism as if you threw acid on their face.
6. They think that they are entitled to violate anyone or anything that they want.
7. They do not think the same moral codes apply to them. They are hypocrites.
8. They throw tantrums like a toddler.
9. Their ego gets bruised when someone they consider high-level attention ignores them.
10. Their ego gets bruised when they see someone else getting attention they feel they should get,
they might create a distraction to get the attention back onto them.
11. Their ego gets bruised when they have to listen to someone talking about something they find boring, which
is pretty much anything that does not involve them.
12. Their ego gets bruised when someone interrupts them while they ae seeking attention or supply.
13. Their ego gets bruised when they feel disrespected by what they consider a low-grade supply; someone
they think should stay in their place.
14. Their ego gets bruised when they get cheated on, which makes them feel like they have lost control.
15. The R. Sole Solution™: Apply the sounds of silence.
R. Sole™ believes that the last thing others expect is you leaving. You have to do it. He points out that the Inspirational and Persuader are in both lists. His experience says they are both liars.
Get rid of the Devil™
Situation - You are taking emergency action™
1. Director - ESTJ
Nick Off Nickname™ - exclusive to Oxor™: The Prick of a Prefect.
Get rid of Compelling Reasons™: Aggressive, demanding and overbearing.
Get rid of Asshole Example™: "Ok, so you do this and you do that. Let me just sit here and take all the credit, ok?"
Most -ve Descripta™: The uptight, blunt and calculating twat who probably needs to get laid.
Character: Self-righteous.
Crap Features™: Too domineering in social circles; selfish.
Oxor Claim™: The original schoolyard bully. Most likely (/16) to be a psychopath.
Loathed for: Being strict and dogmatic.
World figure example: Saddam Hussein - Iraqi politician and revolutionary.
Veins content: Caffeine.
Sole™ 1: Turn into a sensitivity minefield.
Sole™ 2: Shirk your personal responsibilities incl. blaming others.
Sole™ 3: Be late... again.
Sole™ 4: Label them as mean or 'their way or the highway'.
Sole™ 5: Criticise their designer footwear.
Likely Reason They Will Fcuk Off™: You are no longer any use. They ghost you.
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2. Developer - ENTJ
Nick Off Nickname™ - exclusive to Oxor™: The Bossy Son of a Bitch
Get rid of Compelling Reasons™: Domineering, bossy and abrasive.
Get rid of Asshole Example™: "Hey look at this poisonous spider. It's okay, it doesn't bite. I'll let it out and watch it crawl up your arm and prove to you that it doesn't bite. Oh oops, I'm wrong. Haha. You'll be fine. I'm sorry though."
Most -ve Descripta™: The ruthless and megalomaniacal manager.
Character: Unyielding.
Crap Features™: Too controlling at times; Puts self 1st; Selfish; Superior; Care only about their emotions and feelings and use emotional rollercoasters.
Oxor Claim™: They will simply walk all over you, regardless of your reasons or emotions.
Loathed for: Being bossy and insensitive.
World figure example: Ted Bundy - US Serial Killer.
Veins content: The crushed souls of the defeated.
Sole™ 1: Not follow through on your commitments.
Sole™ 2: Have no firm convictions or not stand your ground.
Sole™ 3: Only do small talk.
Sole™ 4: Be perpetually offended.
Sole™ 5: Be all talk and no action or follow through.
Likely Reason They Will Fcuk Off™: You have already been trampled upon. They ghost you.
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3. Results - ESTP
Nick Off Nickname™ - exclusive to Oxor™: The Sporting Oaf.
Get rid of Compelling Reasons™: Manipulative, superficial and insincere.
Get rid of Asshole Example™: "Let me just point out all your faults and make you feel bad about yourself because it's so much fun."
Most -ve Descripta™: The insensitive coked up stockbroker (e.g. Jordan Belfort).
Character: Insincere.
Crap Features™: Reads between lines when not necessary; Selfish.
Oxor Claim™: The original conman. And selfish to boot.
Loathed for: Being able to get away with it.
World figure example: Pablo Escobar - Columbian Drug Lord.
Veins content: Vodka.
Sole™ 1: Pretend to be the boss and micromanage.
Sole™ 2: Be all talk and no action; ramble.
Sole™ 3: Be easily offended.
Sole™ 4: Be over critical and nag them.
Sole™ 5: Judge their idea of fun.
Likely Reason They Will Fcuk Off™: You will no longer tolerate their risks. They ghost you.
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4. Inspirational - ENTP
Nick Off Nickname™ - exclusive to Oxor™: The Untrustworthy Sh1t.
Get rid of Compelling Reasons™: Manipulative and deceptive.
Get rid of Asshole Example™: "I'm perfect. Admit it."
Most -ve Descripta™: The manic and grossly argumentative asshole.
Character: Provocative or extreme persona.
Crap Features™: Too argumentative; Puts self 1st; Selfish; Superior; Care only about their emotions and feelings and use emotional rollercoasters.
Oxor Claim™: Has their two feet firmly two metres off the ground.
Loathed for: Being a conniving troll and devious.
World figure example: Mao Zedong - Chinese politician.
Veins content: Memes.
Sole™ 1: Not appreciate their wit.
Sole™ 2: Mistake debate for a mean-spirited conflict.
Sole™ 3: Stifle creativity.
Sole™ 4: Enforce too many rules and suffocate them. Hold them to account.
Sole™ 5: Not engage in intellectual conversation.
Likely Reason They Will Fcuk Off™: You have exposed they cannot be trusted. They ghost you.
by E. Hunter™
5. Persuader - ENFJ
Nick Off Nickname™ - exclusive to Oxor™: The Manipulative Motherfcuker.
Get rid of Compelling Reasons™: Domineering and manipulating.
Get rid of Asshole Example™: "Oh, this person is perfect for my evil schemes. I shall charm them into thinking we are friends and keep them for future purposes. They will not see it coming. I SHALL RULE THE WORLD."
Most -ve Descripta™: The narcissistic and manipulative cult leader.
Character: Manipulative.
Crap Features™: Too pushy at times; Gossiper; Puts self 1st.
Oxor Claim™: Underestimates other people and overbears and manipulates them.
Loathed for: Being fake, manipulative and two-faced.
World figure example: Meyer Lansky - US illegal gambling operator.
Veins content: Liquid gold.
Sole™ 1: Be too 'judgey'. Put them in a box such as DISC.
Sole™ 2: Show no empathy; create tension to get them fired up.
Sole™ 3: Disrespect their values.
Sole™ 4: Show no appreciation for their help.
Sole™ 5: Misjudge their need for harmony - stir the pot - make them accountable.
Likely Reason They Will Fcuk Off™: You disagree with their crap idealogy. They cancel you.
by E. Hunter™
6. Appraiser - ESFJ
Nick Off Nickname™ - exclusive to Oxor™: The Gossipping Prick.
Get rid of Compelling Reasons™: Smothering, overprotective and controlling.
Get rid of Asshole Example™: "Keep talking, person. The more secrets you share, the more I can use against you."
Most -ve Descripta™: The annoying soccer mum with need for validtion.
Character: Sheep.
Crap Features™: Too much herd mentality; Gossip; Superior.
Oxor Claim™: The controlling parent, cannot keep secrets, gossips around.
Loathed for: Being the self enforcer of etiquette and social conduct.
World figure example: Hugh Jackman - Australian actor.
Veins content: Hot chocolate.
Sole™ 1: Be rude to a family member.
Sole™ 2: Do not show respect of their 'stuff'.
Sole™ 3: Make fun of their traditions.
Sole™ 4: Use their emotions as a dartboard for your condescension or criticism.
Sole™ 5: You troll others.
Likely Reason They Will Fcuk Off™: You uncover their gossip once too many. They ghost you.
by E. Hunter™
7. Promoter - ENFP
Nick Off Nickname™ - exclusive to Oxor™: The Unreliable Yo-Yo.
Get rid of Compelling Reasons™: Impulsive and reckless.
Get rid of Asshole Example™: "Oh God no; you are wrong while I am correct. Let me provide a 500 word essay of how I am correct, whether you want to listen or not." [But they will never get around to do it].
Most -ve Descripta™: The nauseating, overthinking, chatterbox on a group project.
Character: Fleeting.
Crap Features™: Can be very selfish; not pay for their shout; Care only about their emotions and feelings and use emotional rollercoasters; Plays the victim.
Oxor Claim™: The common nuisance. Completely immoral.
Loathed for: Being flaky and unreliable.
World figure example: Katie Couric - US journalist.
Veins content: Margarita mix.
Sole™ 1: Squash their dreams.
Sole™ 2: Not value their uniqueness.
Sole™ 3: Be overly critical of their 'stupid' ideas.
Sole™ 4: Not take them seriously.
Sole™ 5: Impose too many rules. Enforce deadlines - make them finish something - once.
Likely Reason They Will Fcuk Off™: You disagree with their crap idealogy. They cancel you.
by E. Hunter™
8. Counselor - ESFP
Nick Off Nickname™ - exclusive to Oxor™: The Helter - Skelter Cocky Cock.
Get rid of Compelling Reasons™: Shallow, materialistic and attention-seeking.
Get rid of Asshole Example™: "I make offensive jokes because seeing my enemies so upset makes me feel stronger."
Most -ve Descripta™: The impulsive and vacuous imbecile.
Character: Selfish.
Crap Features™: Lack of impulse control; Plays the victim.
Oxor Claim™: The original drama queen. Impulsive as heck.
Loathed for: Being desperate for attention.
World figure example: Charles Ponzi - Italian swindler.
Veins content: Glitter.
Sole™ 1: Call their fun shallow.
Sole™ 2: Mock underdogs. They like them.
Sole™ 3: Be two faced.
Sole™ 4: Stand up for nothing and go with the flow.
Sole™ 5: Underestimate their depth.
Likely Reason They Will Fcuk Off™: You no longer want to see an attention seeker. They ghost you.
by E. Hunter™
9. Specialist - ISFP
Nick Off Nickname™ - exclusive to Oxor™: The Unpredictable Fool.
Get rid of Compelling Reasons™: Self-destructive, escapist and codependent.
Get rid of Asshole Example™: "Hell, I'm so unique and cool; unlike you."
Most -ve Descripta™: The indecisive, oversensitive and emotionally unstable nothing who probably wants to be an influencer but is too shy or depressed to be one.
Character: Irrational.
Crap Features™: Very unpredictably and moody.
Oxor Claim™: Does not control their emotions but their emotions control them; Care only about their emotions and feelings and use emotional rollercoasters; Plays the victim.
Loathed for: Being weird and eccentric.
World figure example: Albert Fish - US serial killer.
Veins content: Rain.
Sole™ 1: Put them in a box such as DISC.
Sole™ 2: Get them to 'open up' They hate that.
Sole™ 3: Be fake - two-faced.
Sole™ 4: Criticise their creative expression. That artwork that looked as if it was painted by a duck.
Sole™ 5: Criticise their need sometimes not to wear shoes.
Likely Reason They Will Fcuk Off™: You have had enough of the arty farty fool. They ghost you.
by E. Hunter™
10. Investigator - INFJ
Nick Off Nickname™ - exclusive to Oxor™: The Stubborn Boob.
Get rid of Compelling Reasons™: Extremely critical and fault finding.
Get rid of Asshole Example™: "Wow, I'm such an interesting person. I need more friends. Oh, hello person! Do you want to hear how awesome I am?"
Most -ve Descripta™: The oddball with monotone, perfectionistic and ridiculous visions.
Character: Codependent.
Crap Features™: Becomes too anxious about trivial things; Care only about their emotions and feelings and use emotional rollercoasters.
Oxor Claim™: Manipulative, self-righteous and scheming on other people.
Loathed for: Being self-righteous with rage.
World figure example: Adolf Hitler - Nazi leader.
Veins content: Ambrosia.
Sole™ 1: Laugh at their insight.
Sole™ 2: Not take them seriously e.g. with mysteries of the universe.
Sole™ 3: Over use small talk.
Sole™ 4: Be self-centered and only talk about yourself.
Sole™ 5: Bring drama, especially if unexpected.
Likely Reason They Will Fcuk Off™: You disagree with their crap idealogy. They cancel you.
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11. Agent - INFP
Nick Off Nickname™ - exclusive to Oxor™: The Waste of Space.
Get rid of Compelling Reasons™: Self-righteous, passive-aggressive, sulky and resentful.
Get rid of Asshole Example™: "I will tell you about my opinion and ignore anything you say that is against it."
Most -ve Descripta™: The thin-skinned, oversensitive, weakling.
Character: Irrelevant.
Crap Features™: Has unrealistic expectations; Care only about their emotions and feelings and use emotional rollercoasters; Plays the victim.
Oxor Claim™: Traditional because of tradition’s sake. Puts faith over reason.
Loathed for: Being a sour puss.
World figure example: David Berkowitz - US serial killer.
Veins content: Tears.
Sole™ 1: Be two-faced.
Sole™ 2: Appear to lack values. Define them by DISC pattern.
Sole™ 3: Make fun of quirky passions.
Sole™ 4: Mock underdogs.
Sole™ 5: Abuse your power - they like fairness.
Likely Reason They Will Fcuk Off™: You disagree with their crap idealogy. They cancel you.
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12. Achiever - ISTP
Nick Off Nickname™ - exclusive to Oxor™: The Bad Tempered Jerk.
Get rid of Compelling Reasons™: Cold, detached and unemotional.
Get rid of Asshole Example™: "I am so unpredictable for it to even be described on this page."
Most -ve Descripta™: The non-committal and arrogant daredevil who thinks they are clever and then ends up in the emergency room.
Character: Apathetic.
Crap Features™: Can be a bit smug; Do not know how to apologize; Bad temper.
Oxor Claim™: Disregards ethical issues and their own moral compass.
Loathed for: Being unable to show feelings.
World figure example: Sir Edmund Hillary - NZ mountaineer.
Veins content: Petrol.
Sole™ 1: Drive slowly in the right lane.
Sole™ 2: Be clingy.
Sole™ 3: Try to micromanage their time.
Sole™ 4: Be a complainer on everything.
Sole™ 5: Overreact emotionally.
Likely Reason They Will Fcuk Off™: You have enough of their temper. They ghost you.
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13. Practitioner - ISFJ
Nick Off Nickname™ - exclusive to Oxor™: The Impotent Simpleton.
Get rid of Compelling Reasons™: Codependent, needy and suffocating.
Get rid of Asshole Example™: "I stalk from a distance and keep information saved for blackmail in the future."
Most -ve Descripta™: The basic people pleasing grandma with control issues.
Character: Passive-aggressive.
Crap Features™: Sometimes their arrogance shines through; Allergic to sudden change.
Oxor Claim™: Selfish, but willing to work until death for the team.
Loathed for: Being a nagger and holding grudges.
World figure example: Gordon Brown - Weak UK PM.
Veins content: Cookie butter.
Sole™ 1: Forget their birthday.
Sole™ 2: Be rude to the fast food employee.
Sole™ 3: Break promises.
Sole™ 4: Be the 'drama queen'.
Sole™ 5: Pressure them in conflict or decision making situation.
Likely Reason They Will Fcuk Off™: You will see that they bear a grudge towards you. They ghost you.
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14. Objective Thinker - ISTJ
Nick Off Nickname™ - exclusive to Oxor™: The Rule Following Dickhead.
Get rid of Compelling Reasons™: Inflexible, rigid and dogmatic.
Get rid of Asshole Example™: "I use awkward and shallow talk through life, not having anything else to say; especially to strangers."
Most -ve Descripta™: The stubborn, boring and straight-laced one; probably an accountant.
Character: Pedantic.
Crap Features™: Do not realise that doing some things over and over again eventually loses itss novelty with others; Allergic to sudden change.
Oxor Claim™: Pig-headed as heck. Regulations-blind bureaucrat.
Loathed for: Being narrow minded and old fashioned.
World figure example: Joseph Stalin - Soviet revolutionary.
Veins content: Blood.
Sole™ 1: Change plans at the last minute.
Sole™ 2: Borrow their favourite pen and not return it.
Sole™ 3: Arrive late to their meeting.
Sole™ 4: Ignore rules.
Sole™ 5: Check your phone when they are talking to you.
Likely Reason They Will Fcuk Off™: You want more action. They ghost you.
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15. Perfectionist - INTP
Nick Off Nickname™ - exclusive to Oxor™: The Pedantic Academic.
Get rid of Compelling Reasons™: Cynical, arrogant and pessimistic.
Get rid of Asshole Example™: "Why must you be so dumb? I asked you one simple question and you gave me an answer so irrelevant that I cannot even comprehend how wrong you are. Now, let me elaborate how correct I am in my own words. These words are unlikely to make any sense to people like you."
Most -ve Descripta™: The tactless and aloof nerd who picks issues on trivial things.
Character: Pretentious.
Crap Features™: Is not expressive enough; Superior; Do not know how to apologize.
Oxor Claim™: Knows everything in theory and nothing in practice. Robotic. Utterly impractical.
Loathed for: Being one to question assertions.
World figure example: Tim Berners-Lee - UK Computer scientist.
Veins content: Nothing.
Sole™ 1: Ignore sound reasoning.
Sole™ 2: Force into a surprise social event.
Sole™ 3: Interrupt.
Sole™ 4: Make them operate anything mechanical.
Sole™ 5: Micro-manage them. Force them to finish something - anything.
Likely Reason They Will Fcuk Off™: You are sick of nerdy behaviour. They ghost you.
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16. Enhancer - INTJ
Nick Off Nickname™ - exclusive to Oxor™: The Coldest Rascal.
Get rid of Compelling Reasons™: Cold, calculating and insensitive.
Get rid of Asshole Example™: "I sneakily can run away from trouble and put the blame on someone else if necessary, no matter whether friend or foe, while you will never find out how I did it."
Most -ve Descripta™: The intolerant arthropod with an exoskeleton and a very soft centre.
Character: Dismissive.
Crap Features™: Too rigid in thinking but, annoyingly, usually correct; Do not know how to apologize; Independent.
Oxor Claim™: Utterly thinks they are superior to others. Appears incredibly cold on the outside.
Loathed for: Being the one who classifies themselves smarter.
World figure example: H. H. Holmes - US con artist and serial killer.
Veins content: Ice.
Sole™ 1: Force them into a social event or something they do not want to do.
Sole™ 2: Disregard their personal space - engage in small talk.
Sole™ 3: Waste their time.
Sole™ 4: Be two faced.
Sole™ 5: Be fake.
Likely Reason They Will Fcuk Off™: They have already gone; you have not noticed. They door slam you.
by E. Hunter™