On this page, is a quick method to find out whether the person in front of you is likley to be fake or not, plus where they are on the JEALOUSY LADDER™.
Give Away Phrases
1. "Bless your heart." Used when the fake person is is covering up the resentment and deep disgust the fake person is feeling. Is patronizing; but maybe they want some horizontal folk dancing.
2. "I like the way you think." Used when the fake person does not like thee way you think. Is passive-aggressive.
3. "I hate drama." Used when the fake person is the first one to cause the drama. And they know this.
4. "I was just joking." Used when the fake person is smoothing over their previous offensive statements. Is passive-aggressive.
5. "I strive to put others before myself." Used when the fake person is getting attention for doing this 'good deed'. Take photographs every time they do it to show how fcuking fantastic they are.
6. "Wow! That’s interesting." Used when the fake person is wanting you to shut up. They are trying to be nice, but they have no interest in the conversation and want to get rid of you.
7. "It’s great to see you." Used when the fake person is fails then to continue with a pleasant conversation. They are not glad to see you. They could not care less. They want to get rid of you.
8. "We should hang out sometime." Used when the fake person is putting on a show in public for everyone else. Excellent chance that they will never get back in touch with you until you see them in public again or you may be deemed useful.
Some tips on truseing
Stop taking people on their word. Fake people are pros at saying one thing and doing the opposite; Always keep your safety your top priority; Protect your boundaries from other humans or they will easily make you a doormat; Become a keen observer. Train yourself to do that. Use Oxor™; Keep a mind diary of each individual and update that all the time so you will not have loads of nasty surprises in the future; Never trust anyone who has not proved themselves to you already; Fakes make professional actors any day any time; Always use wisdom when wanting to empathize; Manage your relationships properly. Shed away all the net takers and stop being too available; Spend time alone and enjoy that. It will empower you when others offer low quality company; Stand up to anything abusive IMMEDIATELY. Simply walk away; Indulge in self love. That is crucial in this day and age; Avoid people who do not have self control. They cannot be good people.
On this page, you will need to scroll.
It is an addition to other proven methods on Oxor™.
Conducted and composed by Modern Maven Elizabeth Hunter™

Situation - How likely is the person in front of you to be fake or jealous?

I do not really have a fake side. I come across as domineering and overbearing. If my need for control is not met, I can become narcissistic (9/16).

I may use: "Wow! That’s interesting." to get rid of you.

I really do not care about other people's feelings and that I ame loathed and know that. I push on regardless.

On the 5 tier JEALOUSY LADDER™, I am 3. Average.

What is my pattern now that I am right in front of you?

1. The Director - ESTJ

June 17, 2024

Go to their pattern

I am not really fake. I am just polite to authority figures while I am actually domineering, controlling, egotistical and narcissistic(2/16). If I hate you, you probably know already.

I may use: "It’s great to see you." That is to move you on.

I wait to achieve my objectives and, if you are in my way, I will sack you or even promote you sideways out of my way.

On the 5 tier JEALOUSY LADDER™, I am 4. Low.

What is my pattern now that I am right in front of you?

2. The Developer - ENTJ

June 17, 2024

Go to their pattern

I am not fake at all apart from when I want to fcuk you and then I fake my entire personality accordingly. I am narcissistic (1/16) and I become manipulative, egotistical and self-centered.

I may use: "Bless your heart." It is my leg opener.

I have no fear of risky behaviour, at all. I may become unhinged and unpredictable.

On the 5 tier JEALOUSY LADDER™, I am 3. Average. However, I can either be totally fine, or absolutely batsh1t insane when it comes to my jealousy and possessiveness.

What is my pattern now that I am right in front of you?

3. The Results - ESTP

June 17, 2024

Go to their pattern

I am the fakest in that I am mean behind people’s backs and lovely to their faces. As a narcissisist (4/16), I can also be arrogant and I think that I am always right.

I may use: "It’s great to see you." But I want to get rid of you, now!

I am both untrustworthy and sneaky, while being an excellent liar.

On the 5 tier JEALOUSY LADDER™, I am 5. Least.

What is my pattern now that I am right in front of you?

4. The Inspirational - ENTP

June 17, 2024

Go to their pattern

I genuinely appear nice and polite to everyone. When I try to be fake you can hear the aggression in my tone. This is easy to pick so it just does not work. I can be a terrible narcissist (3/16) who is grossly manipulative, self-absorbed and egotistical.

I may use: "I strive to put others before myself." That is to mask my narcissisistic tendencies.

I am the master manipulator and liar. Watch for traiangulation, gaslighting and blaming others. A liar hates questions, so keep on asking me.

On the 5 tier JEALOUSY LADDER™, I am 1. Highest.

What is my pattern now that I am right in front of you?

5. The Persuader - ENFJ

June 17, 2024

Go to their pattern

I am fake if unhealthy and can be a low key narcissist (14/16) who craves for constant validation, brags, am nosey and am a major gossiper. I seek out constant admiration and external validation.

I may use: "It’s great to see you." When things do not go the way I want, I turn from kind into a passive-aggressive twat. I can jeopardize your character around people who do not even know you.

I am light outside and dark on the inside.

On the 5 tier JEALOUSY LADDER™, I am 1. Highest.

What is my pattern now that I am right in front of you?

6. The Appraiser - ESFJ

June 17, 2024

Go to their pattern

I can fake niceness and politeness to keep up appearances and to avoid confrontation. As narcissistic (10/16), I tend to be self-centered and I am highly focussed on self-gratification.

I may use: "We should hang out sometime." I tend to do this when I want you to do something for me. For free, of course.

I like to be seen as nice but my extreme unreliability and inability to finish anything lets me down. I never reciprocate favours.

On the 5 tier JEALOUSY LADDER™, I am 2. High.

What is my pattern now that I am right in front of you?

7. The Promoter - ENFP

June 17, 2024

Go to their pattern

I do not like having fake friends and prefer to make connections that are meaningful and lasting. Even if I am trying to be genuinely nice, I may appear to be fake. As narcissistic (11/16) I seek out constant attention and validation from others.

I may use: "Wow! That’s interesting." I do not want you around if I cannot be the centre of attention.

Where's the party?

On the 5 tier JEALOUSY LADDER™, I am 1. Highest.

What is my pattern now that I am right in front of you?

8. The Counselor - ESFP

June 17, 2024

Go to their pattern

I am fake nice but not that bitchy behind people’s backs. If I bitch about you, then I will not be as nice to you as to everyone else but still be nice. As narcissistic (5/16), I only care about myself and my own needs.

I may use: "I hate drama." This is because I am the original drama queen.

I am the arty farty one and everything is a kerfuffle.

On the 5 tier JEALOUSY LADDER™, I am 3. Average.

What is my pattern now that I am right in front of you?

9. The Specialist - ISFP

June 17, 2024

Go to their pattern

I can be fake as I seem to have got a little bit lost along the way in figuring out who exactly I am. A unique combination of idealism and self-righteousness can lead me to become judgmental and narcissistic (7/16). I can disguise this behind a facade of altruism and fake concern for others.

I may use: "I like the way you think." I may not like the fact that you do not like the Mormons when I actually do.

I like reading people and am disappointed that the other person is not the person that I thought they were. I can have brooding dark thoughts.

On the 5 tier JEALOUSY LADDER™, I am 2. High.

What is my pattern now that I am right in front of you?

10. The Investigator - INFJ

June 17, 2024

Go to their pattern

Relatively few people can actually understand me well enough to judge whether I am being fake or not. In narcissistic behaviour mode(12/16), I am much more self-centered and destructive. If self-absorbed and having an inflated sense of self, I am quick to take offense and hold grudges, particularly when someone has hurt my fragile ego.

I may use: "I strive to put others before myself." That is my intention but I do a hell of a lot of talking backed up with very little action.

I tell the truth in ways that others do not know what to do with, so they turn my meaning around and project it back as judgment. I am introverted, have strong convictions, am independent, have my head in the clouds and am too deep and too nice.

On the 5 tier JEALOUSY LADDER™, I am 2. High.

What is my pattern now that I am right in front of you?

11. The Agent - INFP

June 17, 2024

Go to their pattern

I cannot be disingenuous, fake or sneaky. I am very honest and do not sugar coat things well; I am blunt. As narcissistic (15/16), I do not typically seek out the admiration of others.

I may use: "I like the way you think." That is because you are of no interest and I want to go out and fix the mower.

My bad temper may overcome all other matters. I may become unhinged and unpredictable.

On the 5 tier JEALOUSY LADDER™, I am 5. Least.

What is my pattern now that I am right in front of you?

12. The Achiever - ISTP

June 17, 2024

Go to their pattern

I try to be polite but being fake is pretty easy to observe when I hate you. I hate the Perfectionist above all others. I do not tend to have many traits that are associated with narcissism (16/16).

I may use: "I was just joking." But I was not. It is my passive-aggression and manipulation coming out when cornered.

I may just ignore you if you have upset me, caused conflict or remotely challenged anything about my family. I am totally spineless and useless at leading or managing.

On the 5 tier JEALOUSY LADDER™, I am 4. Low.

What is my pattern now that I am right in front of you?

13. The Practitioner - ISFJ

June 17, 2024

Go to their pattern

It seems that society does not like the business-like vibe that I can give off. I am not fake - just give me the facts. While not your typical narcissistic type (13/16) but I can disregard people’s feelings and have a difficult time empathizing with them.

I may use: "Wow! That’s interesting." Bit I really do not like interaction with unknown people.

I tend to avoid situations where fake people tend to operate.

On the 5 tier JEALOUSY LADDER™, I am 5. Least.

What is my pattern now that I am right in front of you?

14. The Objective Thinker - ISTJ

June 17, 2024

Go to their pattern

I am sort of fake mean and you tend to know if I hate you and I am only fake nice and polite when I need something from you. Narcissism (8/16) tends to manifest itself with me as an inflated sense of self-importance and entitlement.

I may use: "I like the way you think." I do not like your thinking at all. Your thinking is just wrong.

I just question others and go back to my research.

On the 5 tier JEALOUSY LADDER™, I am 5. Least.

What is my pattern now that I am right in front of you?

15. The Perfectionist - INTP

June 17, 2024

Go to their pattern

I am not fake at all. Fake people lie and pretend and that is well below my standards. I wear protective clothing and no mask. As narcissistic (6/16), I often view people as objects or pawns in my chess game, often using them to get ahead.

I may use: "Wow! That’s interesting." I use that when it is not interesting at all. I cannot stand small talk or what the royals are up to etc..

I will exit asap when I see fake people or idiots. I can have brooding dark thoughts. If the fakes interfere or are mediocre, they will be held to account; without exception.

On the 5 tier JEALOUSY LADDER™, I am 5. Least.

What is my pattern now that I am right in front of you?

16. The Enhancer - INTJ

June 17, 2024

Go to their pattern