They do not really have a fake side. They come across as domineering and overbearing. If their need for control is not met, they can become narcissistic (9/16).

May Use: "Wow! That’s interesting." to get rid of you.

They really do not care about other people's feelings and that they are loathed and know that. They push on regardless.

What am I now that I am right in front of you?

1. The Director - ESTJ

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They are not really fake. Just polite to authority figures while actually domineering, controlling, egotistical and narcissists (2/16). If they hate you, you probably know already.

May Use: "It’s great to see you." That is to move you on.

They wait to achieve their objectives and, if you are in their way, they will sack you or even promote you out of the way.

What am I now that I am right in front of you?

2. The Developer - ENTJ

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They are not fake at all apart from when they want to fcuk you and then they fake their entire personality accordingly. Are narcissists (1/16) and become manipulative, egotistical and self-centered.

May Use: "Bless your heart." Their leg opener.

They have no fear of risky behaviour, at all. They may become unhinged and unpredictable.

What am I now that I am right in front of you?

3. The Results - ESTP

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They are the fakest in that they are mean behind people’s backs and lovely to their faces. As narcissisists (4/16) they can also be arrogant and think that they are always right.

May Use: "It’s great to see you." They want to get rid of you, now!

They are both untrustworthy and sneaky, while being an excellent liar.

What am I now that I am right in front of you?

4. The Inspirational - ENTP

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They genuinely appear nice and polite to everyone. When they try to be fake you can hear the aggression in their tone. Easy to pick so it just does not work. They can be terrible narcissists (3/16) who are grossly manipulative, self-absorbed and egotistical.

May Use: "I strive to put others before myself." That is to mask this pattern's narcissisistic tendencies.

They are the master manipulators and liars. Watch for traiangulation and blaming others. A liar hates questions, so keep asking.

What am I now that I am right in front of you?

5. The Persuader - ENFJ

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They are fake if unhealthy and can be low key narcissists (14/16) who crave for constant validation, brag, are nosey and are major gossipers. They seek out constant admiration and external validation.

May Use: "It’s great to see you." When things do not go the way they want, they turn from kind into passive-aggressive twats. They can jeopardize your character around people that do not even know you.

They are light outside and dark on the inside.

What am I now that I am right in front of you?

6. The Appraiser - ESFJ

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The can fake niceness and politeness to keep up appearances and to avoid confrontation. As narcissistic (10/16), they tend to be self-centered and they are highly focussed on self-gratification.

May Use: "We should hang out sometime." This pattern tends to do this when they want you to do something for them. Free, of course.

They like to be seen as nice but their extreme unreliability lets them down. They never reciprocate.

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7. The Promoter - ENFP

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They do not like having fake friends and prefer to make connections that are meaningful and lasting. Even if they are trying to be genuinely nice, they may appear to be fake. As narcissistic (11/16) they seek out constant attention and validation from others.

May Use: "Wow! That’s interesting." This pattern does not want you around if they cannot be the centre of attention.

Where's the party?

What am I now that I am right in front of you?

8. The Counselor - ESFP

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They are fake nice but not that bitchy behind people’s backs. If they bitch about you, then they will not be as nice to you as to everyone else but still be nice. As narcissistic (5/16), they only care about themselves and their own needs.

May Use: "I hate drama." This is because they are the original drama queen.

They are the arty farty one and everything is a kerfuffle.

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9. The Specialist - ISFP

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They can be fake as they seem to have got a little bit lost along the way in figuring out who exactly they are. A unique combination of idealism and self-righteousness can lead them to become judgmental and narcissistic (7/16). They can disguise this behind a facade of altruism and fake concern for others.

May Use: "I like the way you think." This pattern may not like the fact that you do not like the Mormons when they actually do.

They like reading people and are disappointed that the other person is not the person that they thought you were. They can have brooding dark thoughts.

What am I now that I am right in front of you?

10. The Investigator - INFJ

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Relatively few people can actually understand this pattern well enough to judge whether they are being fake or not. As narcissistic (12/16), they are much more self-centered and destructive. If self-absorbed and having an inflated sense of self, they quick to take offense and hold grudges, particularly when someone has hurt their fragile ego.

May Use: "I strive to put others before myself." That is this pattern's intent but they do a lot of talking backed up with very little action.

They tell the truth in ways that others do not know what to do with, so they turn this pattern's meaning around and project it back as judgment. They are introverted, have strong convictions, are independent, have their head in the clouds and are too deep and too nice.

What am I now that I am right in front of you?

11. The Agent - INFP

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They cannot be disingenuous, fake or sneaky. They are very honest and do not sugar coat things well; they are blunt. As narcissistic (15/16), they do not typically seek out the admiration of others.

May Use: "I like the way you think." That is because you are of no interest and they want to go out and fix the mower.

Their bad temper may overcome all other matters. They may become unhinged and unpredictable.

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12. The Achiever - ISTP

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Tries to be polite but being fake is pretty easy to observe when they hate you. They hate the Perfectionist above all others. They do not tend to have many traits that are associated with narcissism (16/16).

May Use: "I was just joking. This pattern was not. It's their passive-aggression and manipulation coming out when cornered.

May just ignore you if you have upset them. They are totally spineless and useless at leading or managing.

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13. The Practitioner - ISFJ

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It seems that society does not like the business-like vibe they can give off. They are not fake - just give them the facts. While not your typical narcissistic type (13/16) but can disregard people’s feelings and have a difficult time empathizing with them.

May Use: "Wow! That’s interesting." This pattern really does not like interaction with unknown people.

They tend to avoid situations where fake people tend to operate.

What am I now that I am right in front of you?

14. The Objective Thinker - ISTJ

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They are sort of fake mean and you tend to know if they hate you and are only fake nice and polite when they need something from you. Narcissism (8/16) tends to manifest itself as an inflated sense of self-importance and entitlement.

May Use: "I like the way you think." This pattern does not like your thinking at all. Your thinking is just wrong.

I just question others and go back to my research.

What am I now that I am right in front of you?

15. The Perfectionist - INTP

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They are not fake at all. Fake people lie and pretend and that is well below this pattern's standard. This pattern wears protective clothing and no mask. As narcissistic (6/16), they often view people as objects or pawns in their chess game, often useing them to get ahead.

May Use: "Wow! That’s interesting." They use that when it is not. This pattern cannot stand small talk or what the royals are up to etc..

This pattern will exit asap when they see fake people or idiots. They can have brooding dark thoughts. If the fakes interfere, they will be held to account; without exception.

What am I now that I am right in front of you?

16. The Enhancer - INTJ

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