Observing just how unhappy (miserable) or happy someone is; their attitude to illness
can make it easy for you to pick their pattern

Disc - Les Miserables™

We start with a quotation from Richard Depue, Professor of Human Development in the College of Human Ecology at Cornell University who says: “Rewards like food, sex and social interactions as well as more abstract goals such as money or getting a degree trigger the release of dopamine in the brain, producing positive emotions and feelings of desire that motivate us to work toward obtaining those goals. In extroverts, this dopamine response to rewards is more robust so they experience more frequent activation of strong positive emotions”.

So, essentially extroverts will tend to be happier than introverts. That is, Patterns 1-8 are more likely to be happier than Patterns 9 to 16.

Question: Who do think is the most miserable? - 'Write' your answer here!

The snide comments are prepared using the Oxor CCCC™ method - Creating, copying, composing and crafting.
They are designed to offend, but are eerily correct. Viewer discretion is advised.
They are written under the pseudonym of Stratton Oakmont™, the corrupt former US stockbroking firm, featured in The Wolf of Wall Street.


Oxor follows the advice of the legendary US investor, Warren Buffett: "Hang out with people better than you, and you cannot help but improve.
If you hang around with people who behave worse than you, pretty soon you’ll start being pulled in that direction."

So, basically, everyone should door slam the lower rankees from their world!


You will most likely need assistance :-) This might tell you what but it will not tell you how.

Conducted and composed by Modern Elizabeth Hunter™ - Last Update July 7, 2021

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1. Can it be the Director - ESTJ?

The Director is the Border Collie

George W Bush

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 1/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. They do it their way!

When ill: The Director works fervently from their sick bed, on their laptop, while internally scolding their immune system for not trying harder.

Agreement with “You tend to get sick more often than others.” 1 is most likely; 16 is least: 17.30%; 14/16.

Give Up Tendency™: Very likely to give up on their goals, very unlikely to give up on their job.

Example: They go ahead and set up more rules when people do not obey the rules they initially hated.

16Personalities Nomenclature: Executives.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Guardian.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Passionate about making the minimum wage.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Stop Resisting. (Passive resistance of arrest).

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Snitches (informs; tells tales; tattletales) on fellow employees for smoking dope in the bathroom. Would most likely shoot an unarmed police officer who is out on patrol, keeping the peace in the village.

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2. Can it be the Developer - ENTJ?

The Developer is the German Shepherd

Nancy Pelosi.

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 2/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. They do not care who they upset!

When ill: The Developer rests for about 30 minutes, decides that is enough self-care and then gets back to work.

Agreement with “You tend to get sick more often than others.” 1 is most likely; 16 is least: 24.46%; 7/16.

Give Up Tendency™: Very likely to give up on their job, very unlikely to give up on their goals.

Example: They complain that no one listens to them while shouting opinions onto people who are presenting their opinions.

16Personalities Nomenclature: Commanders.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Rational.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Heartless and cold; just like your ex-wife.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Big Dick Energy.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Considers genocide when things do not go their way. Is a slut for capitalism. Deleted feelings.exe from their operations many years ago. Prince Philip is sometimes a brat and became a little bit of a miserable and grumpy old man. He was also a fiercely intelligent sort which helps to explain why he was so impatient with his limited role in the scheme of things.

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3. Can it be the Results - ESTP?

The Results is the Jack Russell Terrier

Donald Trump

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 7/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. They bulldoze and take risks!

When ill: The Results pops some drugs, chugs along on energy drinks and carries on with a business as usual basis. If it is not terminal, what is there to complain about?

Agreement with “You tend to get sick more often than others.” 1 is most likely; 16 is least: 14.32%; 16/16.

Give Up Tendency™: Slightly above average chance they will give up on their job, slightly below average chance they will give up on their goals.

Example: These people are 70% of the ones smoking while promoting health care.

16Personalities Nomenclature: Entrepreneurs.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Artisan.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Error: Brain not found.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Frat Boy 'alpha male'.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Either very small or very tall. Has probably had sex with your mother, your cat and your uncle. Good at sport. Eats four tablespoons of extreme gain protein powder for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

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4. Can it be the Inspirational - ENTP?

The Inspirational is the Bull Terrier

Henry Kissinger

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 6/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. They see themselves as 'cuddly'!

When ill: Develops a plethora of strange new medicines that they test on themselves, ultimately extending their sickness for weeks longer than necessary.

Agreement with “You tend to get sick more often than others.” 1 is most likely; 16 is least: 23.75%; 9/16.

Give Up Tendency™: Slightly above average chance they will give up on their goals, slightly below average chance they will give up on their job.

Example: When someone does not want to argue, they think that the solution is to argue about why arguing is cool.

16Personalities Nomenclature: Debaters.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Rational.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Heartless and cold, just like your ex-wife.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Crackhead Sociopath.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Considers arguing to be foreplay. Definitely likes the sound of their own voice. Keeps carcasses in the basement. The most likely to be stabbed in prison with a home made knife. Princess Anne is very outspoken and quick-witted; an Inspirational. Her spontaneity is what makes her so fundamentally different from Princess Diana and she takes every chance she can to rub this difference in (making the late Diana miserable in the process).

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"You cannot fatten the pig on market day."

John Winston Howard OM AC, 1939 - 25th Prime Minister of Australia (Disc - Inspirational ?)
 
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5. Can it be the Persuader - ENFJ?

The Persuader is the Boxer

Nelson Mandela

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 5/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. They have the human touch!

When ill: The Persuader maintains their commitments with a sunny face, not wanting to burden other people with their sickness. Then goes home and crashes hard.

Agreement with “You tend to get sick more often than others.” 1 is most likely; 16 is least: 25.25%; 6/16.

Give Up Tendency™: Very likely to give up on their job, very unlikely to give up on their goals.

Example: They tell everyone to calm down while losing their own sh1t.

16Personalities Nomenclature: Protagonists.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Idealist.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: People who would buy sand at the beach.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Oblivious Nice Guy.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Has responded to hot singles in their local area. Uses their final three brain cells on compliments. Empathizes with ants. If anyone matches Prince Charles for being miserable, it would have to be Diana. Brought into the Royal Family through her marriage to Charles, she found herself more than a little overwhelmed. Beneath that she had the heart of a Persuader. She was particularly attuned to the emotional needs of others exemplified by her desire to raise William as someone who will be more attuned to human emotions than the rest of the Royal Family seems to be.

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6. Can it be the Appraiser - ESFJ

The Appraiser is the Great Dane

Sarah Palin

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 3/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. Happy disposition at all times!

When ill: The Appraiser tries to get better as quickly as possible so that they can take care of any friends or loved ones who have also caught their bug.

Agreement with “You tend to get sick more often than others.” 1 is most likely; 16 is least: 17.13%; 15/16.

Give Up Tendency™: Very likely to give up on their goals, very unlikely to give up on their job.

Example: They have the ability to bring cookies to bring all the gossip out.

16Personalities Nomenclature: Consuls.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Guardian.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Passionate about making the minimum wage.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Doormat.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Does not know how to say 'no'. Got sorted into Hufflepuff House, one of the four Houses of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Loyal to everyone that breathes. Has the anxiety, apprehension or insecurity of a teenager.

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7. Can it be the Promoter - ENFP?

The Promoter is the Golden Retriever

Ellen DeGeneres

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 8/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. They are happy going around in circles!

When ill: Refuses to rest or relax disbelieving that this will help them get better. Goes about day to day life as usual, making everyone they encounter sick in the process.

Agreement with “You tend to get sick more often than others.” 1 is most likely; 16 is least: 25.30%; 5/16.

Give Up Tendency™: Slightly above average chance they will give up on their goals, slightly below average chance they will give up on their job.

Example: When they feel something little is showing, they show every single part of it but when it is something big, they conceal it well.

16Personalities Nomenclature: Campaigners.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Idealist.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: People who would buy sand at the beach.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Senior Politician's Busty Secretary.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Their opinions change faster than the Melbourne weather. Has a season ticket to Disney World and tells everyone about it. Walked into a lamp post while daydreaming.

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8. Can it be the Counselor - ESFP

The Counselor is the Poodle

Sir Richard Starkey (Ringo Starr)

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 4/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. They are the life of the party!

When ill: Texts all their friends that they are dying and asks who wants to come over for a movie night.

Agreement with “You tend to get sick more often than others.” 1 is most likely; 16 is least: 18.98%; 13/16.

Give Up Tendency™: Slightly above average chance they will give up on their job, slightly below average chance they will give up on their goals.

Example: They will do any sensory stuff, other than actually helping society work consistently, while still wanting to be liked.

16Personalities Nomenclature: Entertainers.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Artisan.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Error: Brain not found.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Britney Bitch.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Gets turned on by rap music. Has plans to get a sugar daddy to pay for a luxury lifestyle. Has had oral sex for a happy hour cocktail.

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9. Can it be the Specialist - ISFP

The Specialist is the Saint Bernard

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 13/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. Cannot cope with change!

Research says ranked highest in emotional exhaustion, depersonalization and reporting stress associated with finances and children. The Specialist might just snap and decide to cut the other party off without warning.

When ill: Secretly revels in having a socially acceptable excuse to stay home and do their own thing for a week or so.

Agreement with “You tend to get sick more often than others.” 1 is most likely; 16 is least: 24.22%; 8/16.

Give Up Tendency™: Likely to give up on their job, unlikely to give up on their goals.

Example: They dislike not being understood; plus not being able to decide what to be.

16Personalities Nomenclature: Adventurers.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Artisan.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Error: Brain not found.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Homeless Since 2013.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Not surprisingly, has a degree in Fine Art. Their middle name is 'danger'. The connoisseur of slang and terrible jokes. They cannot spell their own name.

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10. Can it be the Investigator - INFJ?

The Investigator is the Greyhound

Adolf Hitler

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 14/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. But a bit harsh!

Research says ranked highest in being dissatisfied with their marriages, intimate relationships, stress associated with work and school. The Investigator absorbs the emotions of others around us, so being around upset people makes them upset. They are also constantly used as therapists and people tend to overlook their kindness.

When ill: Avoids medication unless they absolutely have to take it, but stays home to rest and recoup. No way are they going to let others see them in a vulnerable state.

Agreement with “You tend to get sick more often than others.” 1 is most likely; 16 is least: 32.10%; 2/16.

Give Up Tendency™: Extremely likely to give up on their job, extremely unlikely to give up on their goals.

Example: When finally opening up to someone saying how much they cannot take people and then find that they are left making the surprised face.

16Personalities Nomenclature: Advocates.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Idealist.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: People who would buy sand at the beach.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Writes smutty fan fiction. Talented in hand to hand combat. The protagonists best friend in every young adult book.

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11. Can it be the Agent - INFP?

The Agent is the Tibetan Terrier

John Lennon

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 16/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. Permanently miserable at all times. "I do not want to complain, but..." actually they do just that. "Not happy......" Their glass is always half empty! Door slam them by following Warren Buffet's advice. A great utterance from an Agent was heard recently: "All my ice cubes are wet".
An even better resource is the theory "7 ways to maximise misery". The cohort love this when they are studying the Agent: Click here.
In real life, I have no Agents in my inner circle and that will remain.

Research says the Agent is also ranked lowest for life-satisfaction and ranked second highest in dissatisfaction with their marriages and intimate relationships. It is also read that the Agent is the most liable to have depression. This is because they live on the line of wanting to live in a fantasy world where their ideals come true, to living in the real world where what they want to happen never comes true. They have a "habit", for want of a better word, of feeling incredibly lonely and down. Despite being introverts, they crave human interaction. They are also pretty misunderstood because they live in an environment of suspension of facts in La La Land. This is very off putting to many other patterns.

A cynical commentary: The fact of the matter is the Agent is strange, undesirable, cynical and eccentric. There is no endearing quality, otherwise they would not complain of constant loneliness and solitude. If the Agent is not liked, the Agent is undesirable. Undesirable = not desired.

When ill: Stays home and fantasizes about all the nice things people would say about them at their funeral.

Agreement with “You tend to get sick more often than others.” 1 is most likely; 16 is least: 34.96%; 1/16.

Give Up Tendency™: Likely to give up on their goals, unlikely to give up on their job.

Example: Whinging about how lonely they are and then refusing to attend any social events.

16Personalities Nomenclature: Mediators.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Idealist.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: People who would buy sand at the beach.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Suicidal Memelord.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Will cancel plans and commitments at the last minute due to a fear of socialising. Their weapon of choice is self deprecating jokes. They want a moped. May think of enrolling in a PhD in Tattoo Culture at age of 56.

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12. Can it be the Achiever - ISTP?

The Achiever is the Bassett Hound

Hugh Jackman.

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 11/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. Seems about right!

When ill: Takes enough medication to get a little high and then relishes in the excuse to stay home and play video games.

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Agreement with “You tend to get sick more often than others.” 1 is most likely; 16 is least: 20.63%; 12/16.

Give Up Tendency™: Likely to give up on their job, unlikely to give up on their goals.

Example: These people are 30% of the ones smoking while promoting health care.

16Personalities Nomenclature: Virtuosos.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Artisan.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Error: Brain not found.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The I'm Getting a Divorce, Jenny.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: So emotionally unstable that they shout at fast food workers. Their favourite hobby is careless spending. Will eat anything.

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13. Can it be the Practitioner - ISFJ?

The Practitioner is the Alaskan Malamute

Mother Teresa

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 12/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. Have problems if any conflict! They are okay in smaller doses as friends but terrible when in a management role.

When ill: Tries to convince everyone that they are fine and do not need any help while secretly wishing that one of their loved ones would ignore their pleas and come and take care of them.

Agreement with “You tend to get sick more often than others.” 1 is most likely; 16 is least: 22.10%; 10/16.

Give Up Tendency™: Extremely likely to give up on their goals, extremely unlikely to give up on their job.

Example: They feel guilty for making someone else feel guilty.

16Personalities Nomenclature: Defenders.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Guardian.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Passionate about making the minimum wage.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Professional Hypochondriac. The avoidance of discomfort is one of the primary motivations of this pattern. Feelings of internal discomfort can arise from a tense psychological atmosphere, working too hard and sapping the body's resources, being pressured by other people or by numerous "things to do" and from unsatisfied or oversatisfied physical needs. They tend to quickly recognize and be quite vocal about discomfort that arises and either take clever measures to dissipate it or simply get out of whatever is bothering them. They are very receptive to other people sharing feelings of discomfort with them and can help alleviate the tension and offer good solutions.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Enjoys going to church. Although frugal, buys new dishes instead of washing the dirty ones. Likely to have obsessive compulsive disorder, ADHD, PTSD or some sort of eating disorder. Prince Charles is one of those people who is basically always destined to be miserable. However, there are some occasions when another aspect of his personality comes to the surface, and most of these are in keeping with the Practitioner. He is sensitive about others’ feelings, so long as they happen to be someone he cares about (e.g. Camilla). He is also very detail-oriented, especially when it comes to the gardens that he likes to plan.

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14. Can it be the Objective Thinker - ISTJ?

The Objective Thinker is the Bernese Mountain Dog

Warren Buffett

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 9/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. They are so steady!

When ill: The picture of responsibility. They stay home from work, but still manage to get as much work done as possible while cooped up.

Agreement with “You tend to get sick more often than others.” 1 is most likely; 16 is least: 21.67%; 11/16.

Give Up Tendency™: Extremely likely to give up on their goals, extremely unlikely to give up on their job.

Example: Not wanting to be a ‘deviant’ but being a ‘deviant’ when literally no one cares about traditions anymore.

16Personalities Nomenclature: Logisticians.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Guardian.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Passionate about making the minimum wage.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Father of Four.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Thinks mayonnaise is spicy. Has the local escort service on speed dial. A generic father figure who posts political memes on Facebook. Queen Elizabeth likes orderliness and discipline. This is the Objective Thinker. She looks so miserable. There are times when one might wish for her to be a little less disciplined so that she could show her country and, more importantly, her children that there are some things more important than just the maintenance of the Crown as an institution.

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15. Can it be the Perfectionist - INTP?

The Perfectionist is the Papillon

Albert Einstein

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 15/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. Locked away in academia!

When ill: The PerfectionistGoogles ten thousand variations of what they might have and ends up in the depths of Wikipedia, learning about a strange Polynesian virus that died out 1000 years ago.

Agreement with “You tend to get sick more often than others.” 1 is most likely; 16 is least: 31.20%; 4/16.

Research says over-represented among males with post-traumatic stress disorder. Also ranked 15th in using both cognitive and social coping resources to deal with stress.

Give Up Tendency™: Likely to give up on their goals, unlikely to give up on their job.

Example: Being the weirdest person and the purest person at the same time.

16Personalities Nomenclature: Logicians.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Rational.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Heartless and cold, just like your ex-wife.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Virgin Supreme.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Either underweight or overweight. Considers sport to be a waste of time. Has spent lots more money on video games than on body and personal care products.

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16. Can it be the Enhancer - INTJ?

The Enhancer is the Afghan Hound

Mark Zuckerberg

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 10/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. They are happy in their own little world! I am one.

When ill: The Enhancer gets into some medicine, ignores the sickness and grows steadily more annoyed each time someone asks them how they are feeling.

Agreement with “You tend to get sick more often than others.” 1 is most likely; 16 is least: 31.62%; 3/16.

Give Up Tendency™: Extremely likely to give up on their job, extremely unlikely to give up on their goals.

Example: They have people pretend to hate their edgy humour then find that the same people make them the top writer.

16Personalities Nomenclature: Architects.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Rational.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Heartless and cold, just like your ex-wife.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Wannabee Sherlock Holmes.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Indicates that they read more than they actually do. Uses Quora sincerely. They are not afraid of coming up with a quick excuse if they feel like they are wasting time with someone. Hands out these types of excuses like a Jehovahs Witness hands out pamphlets.

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