This page is to find out what the other person goes regarding social media and the fcuking iPhone (or any other brand). You have to know their pattern first to use this useful and inciteful matrix. THIS PAGE OPTIMIZED FOR VIEWING ON THE PC.
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Situations:
1. What are those old farts doing on their fcuking iPhones at a the dinner table for two at the RSL?
2. Why are fcukwits walking, talking and scrolling on their fcuking iPhone?
3. Why are fcukwits riding their bike and talking on their fcuking iPhone?
4. Why are fcukwits travelling on the bus with their friends all talking and scrolling on their fcuking iPhones?
5. Why are people so rude and have delining or moribund social skills?
6. Problematic fcuking iPhone use is a function of gender, extraversion, neuroticism and openness-to-experience. However, it is not a function of agreeableness or conscientiousness.
7. Now, one cannot avoid the fcuking iPhone due to two factor authentication. This has the added benefit of not being able to assist your colleague top up their public transport card.
8. Why is it that fcukwits with iPhones always think that you are available instantly? That is the new rudeness in society. It is rarely that urgent.

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When I see 'that person on the fcuking iPhone',
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The fcuking iPhone

This page is for advanced users in the cohort. You must know the other person's pattern.

This page is optimised for viewing on the PC.

Oxor™ regards the use of the fcuking iPhone as 'Digital Cocaine™' - another Oxor™ proprietary concept.

This might tell you what but it will not tell you how.

Here are all the sixteen patterns. You will be here!

Conducted and composed by iPhone avoider Elizabeth Hunter™ - Last Update April 10, 2024

How each pattern goes with the Digital Cocaine™.

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Disc Pattern ↓ 		Develop Closer Relationships Lose hours in meaningless SM scrolling Struggle comparing with others Most popular Outlets SM is unhealthy? SM is healthy? E. Hunter™ Comments for each pattern
1 - Director - ESTJ 14.29% - Yes 25.50% 9.52% Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn 77.50% - Yes 22.50% - Yes Seems to be a sensible user of the technology.
2 - Developer - ENTJ 31.25% - Yes Est < 10.00% 29.41% LinkedIn, Reddit, Quora 64.71% - Yes 35.29% - Yes Seems to be a sensible user of the technology.
3 - Results - ESTP 13.89% - Yes 23.53 5.88% TikTok, Facebook, Instagram 77.14% - Yes 22.86% - Yes Seems to be a sensible user of the technology.
4 - Inspirational - ENTP 23.08% - Yes 42.86 21.43% LinkedIn, Discord 71.79% - Yes 28.22% - Yes Seems to be a sensible user of the technology.
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Disc Pattern ↓ 		Develop Closer Relationships Lose hours in meaningless SM scrolling Struggle comparing with others Most popular Outlets SM is unhealthy? SM is healthy? E. Hunter™ Comments for each pattern
5 - Persuader - ENFJ 38.10% - Yes 23.81% 19.05% Facebook, Instagram, X 76.47% - Yes 23.53% - Yes Uses SM to build social standing, probably ahead of where that actually is.
6 - Appraiser - ESFJ 16.36% - Yes 25.00% 16.36% Facebook, Instagram 83.33% - Yes 16.67% - Yes SM is indeed unhealthy and this pattern is correct.
7 - Promoter - ENFP 27.27% - Yes 43.75% 21.88% Facebook, Instagram (>35 years)
TikTok, Snapchat (17-35 years) 		67.74% - Yes 32.26% - Yes Micro attention span means they get lost on many little things on SM and lose track of time.
8 - Counselor - ESFP 37.14% - Yes 28.57% 17.14% Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn 63.64% - Yes 36.36% - Yes SM should be balanced with actually meeting people and turning off the iPhone.
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Disc Pattern ↓ 		Develop Closer Relationships Lose hours in meaningless SM scrolling Struggle comparing with others Most popular Outlets SM is unhealthy? SM is healthy? E. Hunter™ Comments for each pattern
9 - Specialist - ISFP 10.00% - Yes 37.50% 10.00% Instagram, TikTok 76.32% - Yes 23.68% - Yes SM produces fragmented commumities, bullying and superficial images.
10 - Investigator - INFJ 20.11% - Yes 28.18% 13.48% Instagram, Facebook, LinkedIn 76.40% - Yes 22.50% - Yes It is all about how SM is used.
11 - Agent - INFP 19.33% - Yes 40.94% 19.87% Facebook, Instagram, X 77.55% - Yes 22.45% - Yes SM causes people to lose something about themselves; to become more focussed on image and superficial appearances of success rather than anything meaningful.
12 - Achiever - ISTP 35.82% - Yes 17.65% 5.97% Reddit 86.15% - Yes 13.85% - Yes This pattern prefers the news and is not a great SM fan.
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Disc Pattern ↓ 		Develop Closer Relationships Lose hours in meaningless SM scrolling Struggle comparing with others Most popular Outlets SM is unhealthy? SM is healthy? E. Hunter™ Comments for each pattern
13 - Practitioner - ISFJ 17.28% - Yes 31.25% 7.41% Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn 71.79% - Yes 28.21% - Yes SM is seen to be exhausting, draining and potentially contributing to the mental health crisis.
14 - Objective Thinker - ISTJ 7.89% - Yes 28.95% 13.51% Facebook, Instagram, TikTok 89.19% - Yes 10.81% - Yes SM is useful mainly for family and close friends.
15 - Perfectionist - INTP 22.45% - Yes 26.53% 12.24% Instagram, Reddit 80.43% - Yes 19.57% - Yes SM is okay for research but it produces algorithms that cater to illogical and emotion-driven ways of responding to information.
16 - Enhancer - INTJ 12.23% - Yes 18.57% 4.35% LinkedIn, X, Reddit 81.95% - Yes 18.05% - Yes SM is mostly shallow, focussed on image and appearance and not on meaning. It contains information, misinformation and lies. It requires shortened attention spans and is a major cause of the crumbling sense of community.
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Disc Pattern ↑ 		Develop Closer Relationships Lose hours in meaningless SM scrolling Struggle comparing with others Most popular Outlets SM is unhealthy? SM is healthy? E. Hunter™ Comments for each pattern