Situation - You are a best match to an animal or the weather or a mythical figure and what would that person do if they had two cows? Plus your preferred hair style, as the weather, baking, drink, your role in the village, when eccentric, mental age, 99 problems, 'phile', month, home from the office, at the bar, in a bookstore, your YouTube channel, plus which element - the four substances: air, water, fire and earth - do you bend?
1. Director - ESTJ
If I had two cows, I would plough the farm, dust the crops, feed the pigs, rebuild the barn and celebrate by coming back to my two cows and yell at them for still just standing where I left them hours ago.
If I was an animal, I would be a CAT - Aloof and commanding and I would enforce the rules.
If I was the weather, I would be RAIN FALLING STRAIGHT DOWN.
If I was baking, I would bake a Pound Cake - No nonsense, no fuss, just equal amounts of each ingredient efficiently combined. Consistent and reliable.
If I was storing the bread, I would be Reusing the bag clip that came with the bread.
If I was a drink, I would be Brandy
If I was a mythical figure, I would be The Headless Horseman - who is a mythical figure who has appeared in folklore around the world since at least the Middle Ages.
If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be medium-short, interestingly cut.
If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be styled, medium-long.
If I was in the village, I would be the SHOP OWNER or DEPARTMENT MANAGER.
If I was eccentric, I would do considerate things and act like that it is no big deal.
If I was interested in my mental age, it would be 45 and 22 rolled into one.
If I had 99 problems, I would want everyone else to help fix.
If I was a 'phile', I would be a brandophile - a lover of commercial brands.
If I was a month, I would be the CALENDAR - cannot find room for three more months plus do not have that much personality anyway.
If I came home after a long day at the office, I would realise that the dishwasher is not working and spend three hours complaining over the phone to the CEO of the dishwasher company.
If I was at the bar, I would make boisterous and usually offensive jokes to anyone who is willing to listen.
If I was in the bookstore, I would be in the religion, history or politics section.
If I established my own religion, the first commandment would be Thou shall follow my way above all.
If I was desiring to watch a YouTube channel, I would be watching items in the commentary channel.
If I was bending an element, I would bend EARTH. I like holding a rock-solid stance and hitting with power. I am very stable emotionally.
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2. Developer - ENTJ
If I had two cows, I would hire them as secretaries.
If I was an animal, I would be a LION - Ensuring the other animals know who is the boss and I would make the rules.
If I was the weather, I would be the WEATHER CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT.
If I was baking, I would bake The World's Tallest Wedding Cake - Showstopper, ambitious and inspiring. Strives to be the best. Will plan long-term to realise the vision.
If I was storing the bread, I would be Tying a knot at the top of the bag.
If I was a drink, I would be Scotch.
If I was a mythical figure, I would be Romulus and Remus (Together) - who, in Roman mythology, these twin brothers' story tells the events that led to the founding of the city of Rome.
If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be medium-short, swept-back.
If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be long, sleek, straight, bangs.
If I was in the village, I would be the PRACTICAL LEADER.
If I was eccentric, I would let go of my serious side and have fun during social gatherings.
If I was interested in my mental age, it would be usually 52 but can be 22.
If I had 99 problems, I would say that they will cease to exist, or else.
If I was a 'phile', I would be a plutophile - a lover of wealth.
If I was a month, I would be DECEMBER. There is no season for suckers like the Festive season and no time to set intricate plans in motion for all the parties. I get people slightly intoxicated as then they will agree to anything.
If I came home after a long day at the office, I would manage the 3 other CEO positions of my private companies.
If I was at the bar, I would network the hell out of the event and wake up with fourteen competitive job offers.
If I was in the bookstore, I would be in the business section.
If I established my own religion, the first commandment would be Thou shall obey my rank above all.
If I was desiring to watch a YouTube channel, I would be watching items in the review channel.
If I was bending an element, I would bend FIRE. I am know for my fiery temper, playing aggressively in combat and liking speed. The speed part might lean toward air bending, but I do not like to retreat and wind bending does not have enough firepower for me.
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3. Results - ESTP
If I had two cows, I would eat one of them and then go drinking down at the pub.
If I was an animal, I would be a FERRET - In the middle of everything; learning, playing, doing and I would break the rules.
If I was the weather, I would be RAINY AND COLD BUT TRY TO CONVINCE YOU IT'S SUNNY ENOUGH TO BUY A NEW AIR CONDITIONER.
If I was baking, I would bake Flaming Crepes Suzette - Exciting and high impact, it simply must be experienced in the moment. Sets life on fire!
If I was storing the bread, I would be Twisting the bag and tucking it under the bread.
If I was a drink, I would be Whiskey.
If I was a mythical figure, I would be Fenrir - who is a monstrous wolf in Norse mythology.
If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be wild, short.
If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be medium-length, layered, mane-like.
If I was in the village, I would be the EMERGENCY SERVICES MANAGER.
If I was eccentric, I would become protective over you then go back to annoying you.
If I was interested in my mental age, it would be 18.
If I had 99 problems, I would say that brute force is not one of them. Die!
If I was a 'phile', I would be an autophile - a lover of automobiles.
If I was a month, I would be JULY. Because it is the hottest month, most of my favourite sports are playable in the summer and, last but definitely not least, it is the prime shirtless season.
If I came home after a long day at the office, I would go to the pub to hangout with my university mates.
If I was at the bar, I would get into a fight at the bar.
If I was in the bookstore, I would be in the section where the most attractive members of the appropriate sex are.
If I established my own religion, the first commandment would be Thou shall be a dickhead. It’s all fun and games, after all.
If I was desiring to watch a YouTube channel, I would be watching items in the prank channel.
If I was bending an element, I would bend EARTH, particularly METAL. While the other earth benders, the Director, Perfectionist and Achiever focus on strength and power, I feel more like steel and edge combined with the power.
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4. Inspirational - ENTP
If I had two cows, I would convince them that it would be a privilege for both of them to paint my fence for me.
If I was an animal, I would be a MONARCH BUTTERFLY - Knowing where I am going, how to get there and how to teach other Monarch Butterflies the way and I would debate the rules.
If I was the weather, I would be AN EXCITING STORM WITH LIGHTENING.
If I was baking, I would bake a Baked Alaska - Boldly combines contrasting ideas. Can appear playful on the outside, but has a cool core of logic.
If I was storing the bread, I would be Leaving the bag open and wondering why the bread goes mouldy.
If I was a drink, I would be Red Bull.
If I was a mythical figure, I would be Narcissus - who is a hunter in Greek mythology, son of the river god Cephissus and the nymph Liriope.
If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be wavy, medium-short, strands over the forehead.
If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be medium-length, bouncy.
If I was in the village, I would be the GUY WHO ANNOYS BY PERSISTENT CRITICISM AND WHOSE QUESTIONING OF THE MANAGEMENT REVEALS WHAT THEY HAVE MISSED. AND BE THE COMEDIAN.
If I was eccentric, I would joke around carelessly and argue passionately.
If I was interested in my mental age, it would be 24.
If I had 99 problems, I would say that originality is the 100th.
If I was a 'phile', I would be a technophile - a lover of technology and gadgets.
If I was a month, I would be UNATTACHED. I hover on the border, having great fun eluding the Director’s minions. Ever wonder where those notes you write on your calendar disappear to when you need them? I have my own personal brand of graffiti. I use an eraser.
If I came home after a long day at the office, I would call my uncle and continue the debate about whether or not President Trump has been making the right decisions.
If I was at the bar, I would create a massive argument and then leave.
If I was in the bookstore, I would be in the biography (everywhere)section.
If I established my own religion, the first commandment would be There are no commandments.
If I was desiring to watch a YouTube channel, I would be watching items in the comedy / parody channel.
If I was bending an element, I would bend AIR. I am one of the most talkative and am the most likely to be moving quickly and rapidly changing direction. I am one of the most interested in being free from rules and acting independently.
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5. Persuader - ENFJ
If I had two cows, I would spend the rest of the day trying to hug both of my cows at the same time.
If I was an animal, I would be an ELEPHANT - Looking out for the other elephants and organising the herd to get things done and I would reform the rules.
If I was the weather, I would be the PERFECT DAY FOR THE OUTSIDE CONCERT FOR MY FAVOURITE ARTIST.
If I was baking, I would bake a Collection of Cake Pops - Fun to create and share with others. Lots of variety so everyone can find their heart's desire.
If I was storing the bread, I would be Using a special bag clip I bought at the supermarket.
If I was a drink, I would be Coffee that is mostly milk with lots of sugar.
If I was a mythical figure, I would be Jackalope - which is a mythical animal of North American folklore (a fearsome critter) described as a jackrabbit with antelope horns.
If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be short, straight, bangs along the forehead.
If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be tied back, wavy, untidy fringe.
If I was in the village, I would be the CHAPLAIN.
If I was eccentric, I would act like a drama queen, but be too nice to cause drama, but make these weird ‘sighing’ sounds.
If I was interested in my mental age, it would be 38 or sometimes 9.
If I had 99 problems, I would help you with your 1313 problems.
If I was a 'phile', I would be an egophile - a lover of oneself.
If I was a month, I would be MAY. This is where the world begins to bloom. Northern hemisphere Spring has matured, but is not yet out of the house. I compare this to my own wise but wild inner child. I then lose myself in an eccentric Spring Festival I came across while talking to my barista.
If I came home after a long day at the office, I would give a motivational speech at the dinner table about what I learned from my day and how each member of the family can apply it to their lives and become the best version of themselves.
If I was at the bar, I would frantically scan the room for anyone who looks lonely and introduce myself to every single person at the bar.
If I was in the bookstore, I would be in the psychology and inspirational section.
If I established my own religion, the first commandment would be Thou shall be optimistic.
If I was desiring to watch a YouTube channel, I would be watching items in the education / teaching / counseling channel.
If I was bending an element, I would bend WATER (ICE). I have have the reputation of being an “Ice Queen” so I bend Water, as in Ice.
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6. Appraiser - ESFJ
If I had two cows, I would paint both of my cows blue and then become angry as they really looked better before.
If I was an animal, I would be a RABBIT - Seeking harmony and cooperation with the other rabbits and I would promote the rules.
If I was the weather, I would be SMOTHERING HUMIDITY.
If I was baking, I would bake a Christening Cake - Expressive, hospitable and valuing tradition. Delights in welcoming new members of the family.
If I was storing the bread, I would be Reusing the bag clip that came with the bread.
If I was a drink, I would be Mildly-spiked punch.
If I was a mythical figure, I would be Nahuatl - the lingua franca, the common language of all the differing peoples that came together under the Aztec civilization.
If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be short, curly, styled.
If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be medium-long, curly, fringe.
If I was in the village, I would be the FESTIVAL ORGANISER.
If I was eccentric, I would become a drama queen.
If I was interested in my mental age, it would be 30.
If I had 99 problems, I would say that we can fix them if we all work together.
If I was a 'phile', I would be a philoxenia - a lover of strangers; eagerness to show hospitality.
If I was a month, I would be JUNE. There are summer picnics to be organised, children to bake for and weddings to plan. It is a perfect month for social gatherings and the captivating tidbits therein.
If I came home after a long day at the office, I would check with each of my family members to make sure everything is okay and then head over the coffee shop and post about it on Instagram.
If I was at the bar, I would tell everyone else’s secrets.
If I was in the bookstore, I would be in the cookery and home decor section.
If I established my own religion, the first commandment would be Thou shall shop until thou drop.
If I was desiring to watch a YouTube channel, I would be watching items in the lifestyle channel.
If I was bending an element, I would bend AIR. I am one of the most talkative and am the most likely to be moving quickly and rapidly changing direction. I am one of the most interested in being free from rules and acting independently.
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7. Promoter - ENFP
If I had two cows, I would get both of them to tell me their life stories.
If I was an animal, I would be a SQUIRREL - Chattering and jumping from tree to tree while forgetting where the acorns were buried and I would not notice the rules.
If I was the weather, I would be SUNNY WITH EEYORE (PESSIMISM) FILTER ON HIGH.
If I was baking, I would bake a Diverse Mix of Muffins - Imaginative, fun, loves to improvise and generate lots of new ideas.
If I was storing the bread, I would be Cutting off the top of a bottle, pushing the bread bag through the bottle neck, folding it over the edges and twisting the cap back on.
If I was a drink, I would be Vitamin water.
If I was a mythical figure, I would be Chupacabra - who is a legendary creature in the folklore of parts of the Americas, with its first purported sightings in Puerto Rico.
If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be aux hawk, some shorter hair on the rest of the head.
If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be medium-length, layered, fluffy, side-swept bangs, modern.
If I was in the village, I would be the AMBASSADOR / TRAVELLING MERCHANT / POET.
If I was eccentric, I would show the most childish love for you and, just when you think I cannot hurt a fly, I bring out my saucy side.
If I was interested in my mental age, it would be 21 or 80.
If I had 99 problems, I would say that my attention span cannot attend to all of them.
If I was a 'phile', I would be a philophile - a lover of love.
If I was a month, I would be OCTOBER. My hippogriff costume actually lifts off and I soon find myself gliding over the calendar. The Director shakes his fist, but the Inspirational laughs and tosses me the match given by the Enhancer. They visited sometimes. I strike it and scare the Director by mock dropping it. Then I actually drop it. The Director explodes apoplectically. The Enhancer smiles and the Inspirational nudges the match just enough off course that it falls into July. The Results absorbs the heat, no problem, then carries on with beach volleyball. The Enhancer takes the reins, the first order of business being to reel me back in.
If I came home after a long day at the office, I would eat some goldfish, then wonder what goldfish would taste like with honey, then eat the goldfish with honey, which then makes me think about how honey comes from bees, so I head out to the forest to see if I can find any beehives.
If I was at the bar, I would make best friends forever with everyone I have spoken with for five minutes.
If I was in the bookstore, I would be everywhere, but especially in the poetry section.
If I established my own religion, the first commandment would be Thou shall - OH LOOK, A BUTTERFLY!
If I was desiring to watch a YouTube channel, I would be watching items in the animation channel.
If I was bending an element, I would bend AIR. I am one of the most talkative and am the most likely to be moving quickly and rapidly changing direction. I am one of the most interested in being free from rules and acting independently.
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8. Counselor - ESFP
If I had two cows, I would use them as props in my one man production of a Shakespearean play.
If I was an animal, I would be a DOG - Happy to see you and play or be patted or go for a run and I would manipulate the rules.
If I was the weather, I would be SUNNY DAYS.
If I was baking, I would bake a Pop- out Cake - Loves to surprise and entertain, is mischievous and does not take itself too seriously.
If I was storing the bread, I would be Twisting the bag and tucking it under the bread.
If I was a drink, I would be champagne or a froufrou (sweet and fruity; less alcohol) drink.
If I was a mythical figure, I would be Pan - who, in ancient Greek religion and mythology, is the god of the wild, shepherds and flocks, nature of mountain wilds, rustic music and impromptus and companion of the nymphs.
If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be shaggy, wavy, fluffy.
If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be rainbow-dyed ("mermaid" hair), fluffy, curly.
If I was in the village, I would be the IMPROVISING ENTERTAINER - SINGING, DANCING, ACTING.
If I was eccentric, I would have carefree fun and push you to your limits.
If I was interested in my mental age, it would be 16.
If I had 99 problems, I would say that my last is not one.
If I was a 'phile', I would be a neophile - a lover of novelty and trends.
If I was a month, I would be AUGUST. The sweltering (northern hemisphere) heat gets everyone’s clothes off as they cram all the craziness they meant to do into a few short weeks. Tans are show-worthy, lifeguards are enticing and bait is ready to be laid out for the coming school year.
If I came home after a long day at the office, I would go to as many parties as possible in the shortest amount of time.
If I was at the bar, I would table dance.
If I was in the bookstore, I would be in the art section.
If I established my own religion, the first commandment would be Thou shall parteh, parteh, parteh.
If I was desiring to watch a YouTube channel, I would be watching items in the storytime channel.
If I was bending an element, I would bend FIRE. I am know for my fiery temper, playing aggressively in combat and liking speed. The speed part might lean toward air bending, but I do not like to retreat and wind bending does not have enough firepower for me.
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9. Specialist - ISFP
If I had two cows, I would sit up in a tree and draw both of my cows.
If I was an animal, I would be a HORSE - Gently caring, preferring action to words and I would reduce the rules.
If I was the weather, I would be MOOD IMPACTING WEATHER.
If I was baking, I would bake a Chocolate Fondant - A revelation. Does not immediately show the delicious, warm comforting yumminess on the inside.
If I was storing the bread, I would be Using a rubber band.
If I was a drink, I would be Hot chocolate, spiked.
If I was a mythical figure, I would be the Loch Ness Monster (Nessie) - who, in Scottish folklore is a creature said to inhabit Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands. It is often described as large in size with a long neck and one or more humps protruding from the water.
If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be long, straight, side-parted.
If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be soft, any length, dyed a subtle purple.
If I was in the village, I would be the COMPOSER OF MUSIC and PLAYS.
If I was eccentric, I would show how cultured I am by spreading images, videos, phrases etc. on the Internet.
If I was interested in my mental age, it would be 23 or 60.
If I had 99 problems, I would just not want to deal with any of them.
If I was a 'phile', I would be a philotechnical - a lover of, or a devotee to, the arts.
If I was a month, I would be APRIL. The famous showers and the feeling of an earth waking up inspires all my visual creativity. The flowers will come and I will help them, but until they do, I will paint my own.
If I came home after a long day at the office, I would write depressing lyrics for the acoustic indie song that I am working on.
If I was at the bar, I would secretly hook up with someone in the basement.
If I was in the bookstore, I would be in the music section.
If I established my own religion, the first commandment would be Thou shall not be a dickhead. It’s not all fun and games.
If I was desiring to watch a YouTube channel, I would be watching items in the makeup / fashion channel.
If I was bending an element, I would bend FIRE. I am know for my fiery temper, playing aggressively in combat and liking speed. The speed part might lean toward air bending, but I do not like to retreat and wind bending does not have enough firepower for me.
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10. Investigator - INFJ
If I had two cows, I would imagine that my cows are in love and cry with joy.
If I was an animal, I would be an EAGLE - Soaring above, yet keenly sensing all that goes on below and I would negotiate the rules.
If I was the weather, I would be WARM, TOO WARM FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR, LET ME BE THE TOOL TO EDUCATE YOU ALL ABOUT IT.
If I was baking, I would bake a Hamburger Cupcake - More than meets the eye at first glance. Thoroughly unique, quietly marching to its own beat.
If I was storing the bread, I would be Using a special bag clip I bought at the supermarket.
If I was a drink, I would be Kombucha tea.
If I was a mythical figure,I would be Medusa who, in Greek mythology was a monster, a Gorgon, generally described as a winged human female with living venomous snakes in place of hair.
If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be wavy, medium-length.
If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be long, wavy, ombré.
If I was in the village, I would be the SCHOOL TEACHER.
If I was eccentric, I would pick the best gifts for you even if you never told me what you like.
If I was interested in my mental age, it would be 80.
If I had 99 problems, I would say that my complexity is all of them.
If I was a 'phile', I would be a philanthropist - a lover of mankind.
If I was a month, I would be OCTOBER. Both I and the Promoter land on October. The Promoter came for Halloween, while I came for the rich metaphor of the turning and falling of leaves. Such things ran through my mind as I shut myself inside the house with the lights off on October 31.
If I came home after a long day at the office, I would spend 3 hours straight lost in thought, going over every minute of the day and wondering how it applies to the meaning of life.
If I was at the bar, I would reluctantly hold a counseling session in the bathroom with some drunk boy / girl I do not know.
If I was in the bookstore, I would be in the New Age, psychology, fantasy and plays sections.
If I established my own religion, the first commandment would be Thou shall love thy family and love thy enemy more.
If I was desiring to watch a YouTube channel, I would be watching items in the spiritual growth / personal enlightenment channel.
If I was bending an element, I would bend WATER (ICE). I have have the reputation of being an “Ice Queen” so I bend Water, as in Ice.
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11. Agent - INFP
If I had two cows, I would imagine that both of my cows were lonely and cry with sadness.
If I was an animal, I would be a PANDA - Deep in my mysterious forest, contemplating beauty and I would follow my own rules.
If I was the weather, I would say IT WAS THE BEST OF DAYS, IT WAS THE WORST OF DAYS.
If I was baking, I would bake a Vegan Mississippi Mud Cake - Idealistic and quietly passionate about deeply held values.
If I was storing the bread, I would be Tucking the bag under the bread.
If I was a drink, I would be Soup broth or green tea.
If I was a mythical figure, I would be the Will-o'-the-wisp - who, in folklore is an atmospheric ghost light seen by travellers at night, especially over bogs, swamps or marshes.
If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be wavy, medium-length.
If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be long, wavy, ombré.
If I was in the village, I would be the DOCTOR OR OPERATOR OF THE HERBAL MEDICINE CENTRE.
If I was eccentric, I would share my most secret weird side with you which is both cute and funny at the same time.
If I was interested in my mental age, it would be 60 or 6.
If I had 99 problems, I would say that, one day, they will all go away.
If I was a 'phile', I would be a logophile - a lover of words.
If I was a month, I would be MARCH. This is a month of wildness and change. The chaos of the weather brings out my inner kaleidoscope in heartfelt and expressive works of literary art, as well as bolstering some of my natural, deeply buried, boldness in times of great injustice.
If I came home after a long day at the office, I would update my journal about my deep emotional problems at work and then cry about them.
If I was at the bar, I would tells everyone at the bar how much I love them and then drunk dial my ex and cry.
If I was in the bookstore, I would be in the novels section.
If I established my own religion, the first commandment would be Thou shall not interrupt daydreaming.
If I was desiring to watch a YouTube channel, I would be watching items in the slime / weird ess, aitch, one, tee channel.
If I was bending an element, I would bend WATER. I often think of me as a deep lake. I am very calm and serene on the surface but full of melancholy and anxiety on the inside. Like the movement of tides, rivers, and waterfalls, I am carried by the overwhelming force of my emotions.
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12. Achiever - ISTP
If I had two cows, I would get up at 4am and ride them.
If I was an animal, I would be a CHIMPANZEE - Investigating the environment and finding out how things work and I would ignore the rules.
If I was the weather, I would be a STRONG EASTERLY WIND; PERFECT FOR ADVENTURE SPORTS.
If I was baking, I would bake an All-in-one Sponge - Elegantly expedient. Cuts through to the practical core of the issue. The ultimate in baking efficiency.
If I was storing the bread, I would be Leaving the bag open and wondering why the bread goes mouldy.
If I was a drink, I would be Vodka.
If I was a mythical figure, I would be Cerberus - who, in Greek mythology, often called the "hound of Hades", is a multi-headed dog that guards the gates of the Underworld to prevent the dead from leaving.
If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be wavy, medium-short, side-part.
If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be short, curly, practical.
If I was in the village, I would be the MECHANICAL ENGINEER or MAINTENANCE MANAGER.
If I was eccentric, I would show a tiny bit of my soft side then immediately go back to being ‘tough’ again.
If I was interested in my mental age, it would be 21.
If I had 99 problems, I would look at the moon while my cape blows in the wind.
If I was a 'phile', I would be a technophile - a lover of technology and gadgets.
If I was a month, I would be JANUARY. Other people fear the northern. Cowards. All the real extreme sports only get more extreme in the dead of winter. Construction takes a break and the swimming holes are less crowded. Dare money is easy money.
If I came home after a long day at the office, I would finish building the super-computer that I have been working on.
If I was at the bar, I would decide it would be fun to unicycle on the roof and I end up in hospital.
If I was in the bookstore, I would be in the repairs or James Bond novels sections.
If I established my own religion, the first commandment would be Thou shall be realistic and sane.
If I was desiring to watch a YouTube channel, I would be watching items in how to / crafting / DIY channel.
If I was bending an element, I would bend EARTH, PARTICULARLY METAL. While the other earth benders, the Director, OT and Perfectionist focus on strength and power, I feel more like steel and edge combined with the power.
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13. Practitioner - ISFJ
If I had two cows, I would plan all of my cows activities for the rest of the week.
If I was an animal, I would be a COW - Following the pecking order and nurturing the calves and I would adhere to the rules.
If I was the weather, I would be ONE DARK CLOUD THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND.
If I was baking, I would bake an Intricately Decorated Cupcake - The result of great attention to detail patience and practice. Responsive to the specific wishes of others.
If I was storing the bread, I would be Using a rubber band.
If I was a drink, I would be Milk.
If I was a mythical figure, I would be Moby Dick who is a fictional sperm whale who is the main antagonist in Herman Melville's 1851 novel of the same name.
If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be somewhat short, lays softly.
If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be long, soft waves, pulled back into a braid.
If I was in the village, I would be the NURSE.
If I was eccentric, I would actually get out of my comfort zone and do something different and exciting.
If I was interested in my mental age, it would be 65.
If I had 99 problems, I would say that you are not one of them. I promise!
If I was a 'phile', I would be a retrophile - a lover of artifacts and aesthetics from the past.
If I was a month, I would be FEBRUARY. I feel a little bad for the crippled little month, then I fall in love with it’s rich history of President’s birthdays and the love-in-the-air excitement of Valentine’s Day.
If I came home after a long day at the office, I would spend time with my puppy best friend.
If I was at the bar, I would spend the evening holding back the hair of whichever of my friends starts vomiting first.
If I was in the bookstore, I would be in the self-improvement section.
If I established my own religion, the first commandment would be Thou shall be mindful of one another.
If I was desiring to watch a YouTube channel, I would be watching items in the childrens channel.
If I was bending an element, I would bend WATER. I am very calm and serene on the surface but full of melancholy and anxiety on the inside.
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14. Objective Thinker - ISTJ
If I had two cows, I would get up at 4am and milk them.
If I was an animal, I would be a BEE - Always organised and neat and I would master the rules.
If I was the weather, I would be MODERATE TEMPERATURE WITH MODERATE SUNSHINE.
If I was baking, I would bake a Rich Fruit Cake - Provides continuity - the dependable base of traditional celebratory cakes from weddings to christenings.
If I was storing the bread, I would be Using a bread box.
If I was a drink, I would be Red wine.
If I was a mythical figure, I would be Sleipnir - who, in Norse mythology, Old Norse "slippy" or "the slipper", is an eight-legged horse ridden by Odin.
If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be short, clean, simple, designed for efficiency, not flashy.
If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be neat, simple, clean, short/medium length.
If I was in the village, I would be the LAWYER / FARMER / WORKER who gets the job done.
If I was eccentric, I would tell you in a shy way that I had fun and should hang out once again.
If I was interested in my mental age, it would be 50.
If I had 99 problems, I would list them all in a systematic order.
If I was a 'phile', I would be a ergophile - a lover of work.
If I was a month, I would be SEPTEMBER. Either back to the invaluable halls of learning (though infested with those pestilent pests, my classmates) or a long-awaited break from the neighborhood kids relentless noise and shenanigans.
If I came home after a long day at the office, I would keep working.
If I was at the bar, I would stays mostly sober and low-key judge everyone else for acting like drunken idiots.
If I was in the bookstore, I would be in the stock market and business section.
If I established my own religion, the first commandment would be Thou shall follow rules and responsibilities.
If I was desiring to watch a YouTube channel, I would be watching items in the 'top 10' channel.
If I was bending an element, I would bend EARTH. I like holding a rock-solid stance and hitting with power. I am very stable emotionally.
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15. Perfectionist - INTP
If I had two cows, I would sit around for days thinking that my two cows may be better off as castles.
If I was an animal, I would be a TORTOISE - Contemplating deep thoughts from the safety of my shell and I would question the rules.
If I was the weather, I would be a PRETTY DREAMY COLOURFUL SUNSET.
If I was baking, I would bake a Rattenberg - A technical bake that imposes logic and order on the internal world, although this may be invisible to others.
If I was storing the bread, I would be Tucking the bag under the bread.
If I was a drink, I would be Strong, high quality black coffee.
If I was a mythical figure, I would be Davy Jones' Locker - an idiom for the bottom of the sea; the state of death among drowned sailors and shipwrecks.
If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be untamed, medium-length.
If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be long, messy.
If I was in the village, I would be the MAGISTRATE or LAWMAKER.
If I was eccentric, I would make a deep talk sound intelligent then be unable to do a simple practical thing.
If I was interested in my mental age, it would be either 5 or 40 (with no in between).
If I had 99 problems, I would say that 32 of those problems have nothing to do with 67 of my problems, making no logical sense. I can solve these problems... did you just tell me to shut up?.
If I was a 'phile', I would be a philomath - a lover of learning and studying.
If I was a month, I would NOT KNOW. I quickly realize there are sixteen patterns and only twelve months. I shakes my head at the common people’s lack of a grasp on logic. My awareness puffs me into another dimension, which is where I wanted to be in the first place. The maths are more interesting.
If I came home after a long day at the office, I would reads a very opinionated article about a recent topic in the news.
If I was at the bar, I would smoke too much weed and wander off from the party accidentally ending up in the next suburb / town.
If I was in the bookstore, I would be in the maths, science, history and philosophy sections.
If I established my own religion, the first commandment would be Thou shall follow the scientific method.
If I was desiring to watch a YouTube channel, I would be watching items in the gambling channel.
If I was bending an element, I would bend EARTH. I like holding a rock-solid stance and hitting with power. I am very stable emotionally.
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16. Enhancer - INTJ
If I had two cows, I would break down both of my cows and use the parts to build robots.
If I was an animal, I would be an ANT - Building intricate systems only I can see and I would revise the rules.
If I was the weather, I would ask YOU MEAN OUTSIDE?
If I was baking, I would bake a Black Forest Cake with a Twist - Structured with classic style and simultaneously prepared to shift the paradigm.
If I was storing the bread, I would be Tying a knot at the top of the bag.
If I was a drink, I would be Cointreau or Grand Marnier.
If I was a mythical figure, I would be Anubis - the Greek name of a god associated with mummification and the afterlife in ancient Egyptian religion, usually depicted as a canine or a man with a canine head.
If I wore my male hairstyle, it would be short, neat, straight.
If I wore my female hairstyle, it would be long, flowing.
If I was in the village, I would be the PRIME MINISTER or CHIEF PLANNER.
If I was eccentric, I would look excited when talking about something I am passionate about and then make jokes you would never expect me to make.
If I was interested in my mental age, it would be 57.
If I had 99 problems, I would say what problems? I'm perfect.
If I was a 'phile', I would be a epistemophile - a lover of knowledge.
If I was a month, I would be NOVEMBER. No one goes out in this weather. No one notices it, but it nevertheless packs a punch. I keep tabs on the exploits of the Inspirational and quietly plan the Director’s overthrow.
If I came home after a long day at the office, I would devise a masterful plan to sabotage my fellow coworker who just moved past me in the hierarchy.
If I was at the bar, I would take scheduled hydration breaks in an attempt to reduce the impact of my inevitable upcoming hangover.
If I was in the bookstore, I would be in the history and public policy (everywhere) sections.
If I established my own religion, the first commandment would be We do not need rules. You are subliminally following my commands — as we speak. It is better to rule in hell than serve in heaven. You just have not realised it yet.
If I was desiring to watch a YouTube channel, I would be watching items on the political channel.
If I was bending an element, I would bend FIRE. I am know for my fiery temper, playing aggressively in combat and liking speed. The speed part might lean toward air bending, but I do not like to retreat and wind bending does not have enough firepower for me.
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