Situation - What's my line of behaviour? My DISC; My Myers-Briggs?

I am the strong leader; the goal-oriented go-getter and model citizen, with great attention to detail who micromanages others with a demonstrated reserve tendency to be a complete jerk. I 'get my rocks off' with the thrill of giving orders and being called 'boss'.

If you want to keep on my right side, then you must never underestimate me. I am either 'Dolores Umbridge' or your loyal guide dog; there is no in between with me. I am the alpha wolf. You will know if I like you when I am attentive and an ultra listener. At my worst, I never forgive debts.

If you consider me to be balanced, you will see me as organized, decisive and practical. I am a strong leader and usually are willing to go to great lengths to preserve my communities, values and traditions I hold dear. I am a quick, logical thinker with a keen eye for details and facts. I have high expectations of others and hold myself to the same, or even higher standards, always trying to make sure my responsibilities are attended to and I am improving the world in which I live.

If you consider me to be unhealthy, you will see me as dominating, aggressive, controlling, critical, judgmental, condescending and confrontational. I will do whatever I can to maintain an image of being strong. I adopt bullying behaviour, belitte people I see as weak or incompetent. I suppress my own vulnerabilities and inabilities and try to ignore them as much as possible. My own views are always correct. I fall prey to supposed physical ailments or victim-like behaviours. I become very self-pitying at this stage and nag, manipulate, or “guilt” other people into fulfilling a need that has been unmet. Sometimes this process is very subconscious and I almost do not realize that I am doing it.

I am the bold trailblazer; the pragmatic and risk-taking thrill-chaser, with a callous disregard for the sensibilities of others, with a demonstrated reserve tendency to be extremely reckless. I 'get my rocks off' persuing adventure, danger and risk.

If you want to keep on my right side, then you must never dominate me. I am the only one in a laser tag game. I am the adaptable fox. You will know if I like you when I am awkward. At my worst, I will not perform in a cubicle based job.

If you consider me to be balanced, you will see me as logical and adventurous with a knack for making anything exciting.

If you consider me to be unhealthy, you will see me as often extremely manipulative with a selfish desire for satisfaction. I can jump from relationship to relationship and might struggle to commit to one person. I am often reckless and will push the boundaries in a rather dangerous way. I often rush into things without even considering the ramifications and will do whatever they desire in that present moment.

I am the charasmatic inspirer; the attractive, intelligent and manipulative people-pleaser with many admirers with a demonstrated reserve tendency to hide lots of insecurities and can be fact free. I 'get my rocks off' with anything people related, feeling loved & appreciated and delicious food.

If you want to keep on my right side, then you must never antagonize me. I am the chosen one. I am the persistent Arabian horse. You will know if I like you when I am acting like perfection itself when in your company. At my worst, I do not respect boundaries.

If you consider me to be balanced, you will see me as having a gift for seeing potential in people and guiding them towards that potential. I am known for my profound interpersonal insights and I have the capacity to be one of the most compassionate and visionary people that you will ever meet.

If you consider me to be unhealthy, you will see me gossiping to get back at people; overlooking facts; being very impatient; being rash and impulsive; being overly people-pleasing; creating Us vs. Them situations; being controlling; being inncapable of handling healthy conflict; seeing different personalities as “wrong” or “selfish” and being so hyper-sensitive.

I am the enthusiastic optimist; the theatrical, happy-go-lucky hippie/arm-chair philosopher/wanderer, who talks way too much and feels too deeply with a demonstrated reserve tendency to touch many lives and to finish nothing. I 'get my rocks off' with mystery, the unknown, anything that piques my curiosity.

If you want to keep on my right side, then you must never reign me in. I am the manic pixie dream person. I am the curious dolphin. You will know if I like you when I am smiling more than usual and cannot stop. At my worst, I never meet deadlines.

If you consider me to be balanced, you will see me as kind and enthusiastic with passion and imagination.

If you consider me to be unhealthy, you will see me as often a bit manipulative with a tendency to push too hard for what I want. In this case I will become very demanding and will do whatever it takes to get what I want, with little thought for others. I am also very unaware of other people’s emotions a nd will have a hard time being sensitive to their feelings. I have not developed an awareness of other people and I will struggle to appreciate when I do not relate to that person.

I am the creative free spirit; the sensation-seeking emotional artist, with a great sense for aesthetics, with a demonstrated reserve tendency to often be surprisingly shallow but deeply talented and, occasionally, insightful. I 'get my rocks off' being able to express myself in new and unique ways.

If you want to keep on my right side, then you must never betray me. I am a beautiful, yet fragile butterfly. I am the enigmatic cheetah. You will know if I like you when I am blushing. At my worst, I do not explain things well.

If you consider me to be balanced, you will see me as warm and imaginative with a whimsical personality.

If you consider me to be unhealthy, you will see me as often overly emotional and I become upset or offended rather easily. I struggle to understand logical patterns and are far too overwhelmed by my own emotions. I can become rather intense about my own personal morals and will likely push them onto others. I have a hard time being sensitive to the emotions of others and will be more focussed on being right. I lack an ability to be empathetic and will have a hard time connecting with people who are different from me.

I am the idealistic poet; the gentle, creative and inspiring day-dreamer, with lofty expectations of others, with a demonstrated reserve tendency of a very low threshold for conflict and / or criticism of my ideals. I 'get my rocks off' exploring connections, ideas and possibilities.

If you want to keep on my right side, then you must never trap me. I am the hummingbird who is lying on the ground after flying straight into a window. I am the empathetic Asian elephant. You will know if I like you when I am liking someone else before you have figured out whether I like you or not. At my worst, I do not make money.

If you consider me to be balanced, you will see me as imaginative and kind with a desire to do good in the world.

If you consider me to be unhealthy, you will see me as a bit of an emotional wreck who cannot seem to handle my emotions properly. I have not reached the point in my life where I can process my ocean of feelings without becoming crippled by them. I can become extremely reactive to others and I will want to push my own morals onto them. I struggle to understand a difference of opinion and become very stubborn if people do not share the same moral code as I do.

I am the caring guardian; the kind, dedicated and self-sacrificing people-pleaser who expects everyone else to be just as perfect; then I end up feeling disappointed and with a demonstrated reserve tendency to show that I am the ultimate exponent of being passive-aggressive. I 'get my rocks off' by being well respected in my communities, status and helping people.

If you want to keep on my right side, then you must never neglect me. I am the one who acts maternally or paternally. I am the protective pelican. You will know if I like you when I am in front of you using lots of little glances and smiles. At my worst, I do not debate.

If you consider me to be balanced, you will see me as a warm and giving person who strives to make my loved ones happy.

If you consider me to be unhealthy, you will see me as often hovering with a tendency to smother my loved ones. I can become rather manipulative in order to keep people close to me and might become pushy with those people. I am not a leader's or manager's bootlace. I have a strong desire to be seen a certain way and can push this desire onto my family as well. I want to be sure that everyone in my community is impressed by me, my family and my actions and appearance. But if there is conflict, I will run away and being passive-aggressive is something that I have mastered.

I am the analytical thinker; the infinitely curious, but reserved, genius who is awkward and with a demonstrated reserve tendency to be grossly lacking in social and practical skills, though not lacking in thoughtfulness. I 'get my rocks off' with new ideas, vast swaths of knowledge and information and the Internet.

If you want to keep on my right side, then you must never play games with me. I am your complete puzzle. I am the clever green anole lizard. You will know if I like you when I engage in intense trolling. At my worst, I do not do perform customer service.

If you consider me to be balanced, you will see me as logical and caring with a passion for understanding.

If you consider me to be unhealthy, you will see me as often completely unaware of my own emotions, to a point where it can become toxic for those around me. When not at my best, I will attempt to bury my negative emotions, until they boil over and I lash out at my loved ones. I also lack a connection to the emotions of others as well and I tend to be extremely precise, even when it hurts people. I forego compassion for a sense of logic and I will often become arrogant about my own knowledge. Right now, I am working on a medicine for which there is no disease but I am unlikely to finish it as there is always more to research.